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Title: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: HawkeyeSmokes on January 02, 2010, 07:31:19 PM
You have a picture of the last brisket you smoked in your wallet!!!

And you have (800) 665-4188 on speed dial!

 :D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Tenpoint5 on January 02, 2010, 07:55:29 PM
I dont have it on speed dial mine doesn't break down. I dont have to call. I do just to bother Brian every now and then though
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: hal4uk on January 02, 2010, 07:56:45 PM
If...

You give up the empty front row seat to your smokn' show to a new friend...
The seat that used to be your wife's - before she left this world...

And he's so amazed at your generosity, he wonders why one of your other friends didn't get the seat...
Of course, they're all at her funeral.

Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Quarlow on January 03, 2010, 01:49:28 AM
You cancel your vacation because you didn't get anything smoked in time to take with you.  :o :o ;D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: KevinG on January 03, 2010, 04:15:19 AM
You strap it in the front seat of your car as if it was a passenger.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: FLBentRider on January 03, 2010, 04:31:16 AM
If you can't eat:

Ribs
Brisket
pulled pork

out at a restaurant anymore.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Paddlinpaul on January 03, 2010, 07:19:37 AM
Your first born is named Bradley and she is a girl!
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: pensrock on January 03, 2010, 07:40:37 AM
You open the fridge to make dinner but its filled with smoked cheeses and no room left for any other food.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: ArnieM on January 03, 2010, 08:50:25 AM
If

You go out to say goodnight to it every night - and sometimes feed it a pork butt for the next day.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: KevinG on January 03, 2010, 08:52:42 AM
You count pucks instead of sheep to go to sleep.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: NePaSmoKer on January 03, 2010, 06:29:26 PM
When you pass gas you throw a pale blue puff of smoke  :D  ;D

OR

You dont have no more meat and you gotta smoke somthin  :D.........................Yeah i really did
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o290/stlthy1/DSCF4375.jpg)
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: squirtthecat on January 03, 2010, 06:36:17 PM

You are cooking some rice, and it needs some 'help'..

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_CbvAIVzmFFM/SxKODn1QWiI/AAAAAAABAy0/cEWsyLOddlU/s720/DSC00211.JPG)
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: GusRobin on January 03, 2010, 06:48:13 PM
You miss the birth of your first born because the brisket is almost ready to FTC
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Tenpoint5 on January 03, 2010, 06:51:41 PM
You miss the birth of your first born because the brisket is almost ready to FTC
Round here you would be a dead man and they would be smoking you for this one
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: MPTubbs on January 04, 2010, 07:34:14 AM
All your friends and family tells you to shut up about smok'n ;D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Tiny Tim on January 04, 2010, 07:43:44 AM
You and a buddy are walkin' through the grocery department in Sam's, he says "check out that sexy butt" and you look in the meat case.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: pensrock on January 04, 2010, 07:48:19 AM
good one tiny  ;D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: pensrock on January 04, 2010, 07:50:17 AM
All your friends and family tells you to shut up about smok'n ;D
This has happened to me.  ;D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: MPTubbs on January 04, 2010, 07:54:06 AM
All your friends and family tells you to shut up about smok'n ;D
This has happened to me.  ;D

Me and a friend go to the bar and all we talk about is smok'n. Then you notice people start sliding down the bar AWAY from you! lol
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Paddlinpaul on January 04, 2010, 07:58:04 AM
My boss asked me what I smoked over the holidays just as his boss walked in the room. Should've seen the look on his face until we explained.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: OU812 on January 04, 2010, 01:40:17 PM
If

You are invited to a new years party and you tell them

"Sorry I cant make it I've got salami to smoke"
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Quarlow on January 04, 2010, 01:44:28 PM
You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If? Your wife comes out and tells you to stop watching over the smoker and come to bed when you don't even have anything in it!!!!!!
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: classicrockgriller on January 04, 2010, 02:26:06 PM
If,

You only had your Bradley since August 31st, 09 and you have already burnt 504 pucks thru your Bradley!

(http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af165/classicrockgriller/Deer%20Camp%20Butts/Bradley%20Camp/SDC11133.jpg)
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: classicrockgriller on January 04, 2010, 02:37:32 PM
Woke up this morning and my wife informed me it was our 35th

wedding anniversary and I ask her what she wanted me to smoke for supper.

Think I saw a mean look in her eye. Gulp!
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: FLBentRider on January 04, 2010, 02:39:22 PM
I get home from work and the Mrs is in the back yard with a fire going.

She comes in the house, I give her a smooch, and ask... New Perfume ?


She was quite smoky.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Quarlow on January 04, 2010, 02:58:46 PM
You guys sure like to live on the edge. ::)
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: ronbeaux on January 04, 2010, 03:24:16 PM
If you try and figure out how to make jambalaya on it then discover you can smoke the meat instead of fry it and THEN add it to the black iron pot, while the Saints are playing!
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Ka Honu on January 04, 2010, 04:13:53 PM
... you have the Bradley logo tattooed on your butt, ribs, or thighs. 

... your children are named after bisquette flavors.

... your car or truck is painted like a cow or pig with dotted lines to represent the primal cuts.


Oh, never mind.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Paddlinpaul on January 04, 2010, 04:21:29 PM
If,

You only had your Bradley since August 31st, 09 and you have already burnt 504 pucks thru your Bradley!

(http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af165/classicrockgriller/Deer%20Camp%20Butts/Bradley%20Camp/SDC11133.jpg)

504 pucks and 3850 post since August! Where do you get the time?
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: ArnieM on January 04, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
CRG has only three goals in life.  Kill 'em, smoke 'em and post here.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: NePaSmoKer on January 05, 2010, 10:18:40 AM
CRG has only three goals in life.  Kill 'em, smoke 'em and post here.  ;D ;D

Oh no there are 4  ;D

kill'em, stuff'em, smokum and postum  ;D

And you know you are hooked on your Bradley if your home page is the Bradley Smoker Forum

And you spend more time here posting than you do watching TV.................Its better anyways here  :D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: ArnieM on January 05, 2010, 10:22:05 AM

And you spend more time here posting than you do watching TV.................Its better anyways here  :D

Boy, that's the truth!!
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Quarlow on January 05, 2010, 10:25:08 AM
Tv....Whats tv.....Oh yeah I remember thats the black box we watch the show about SMOKIN' food right.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: classicrockgriller on January 05, 2010, 11:05:44 AM
You are watching a "Game" and the crowd is trying to inspire the Home Team by calling out it's name in unision ...

And you are screaming at the top of you lungs ...... "BRADLEY" ... "BRADLEY" ... "BRADLEY" ! !
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Quarlow on January 05, 2010, 11:09:14 AM
I have my smoker outside the back kitchen window and when I am smoking stuff I'll sit back in my chair here at the computer and pretend I am watching the "Bradley channel". I think I am hooked. ;D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: OU812 on January 05, 2010, 11:11:03 AM

And you spend more time here posting than you do watching TV.................Its better anyways here  :D

Boy, that's the truth!!

Ditto
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: FLBentRider on January 05, 2010, 11:17:55 AM
And you spend more time here posting than you do watching TV.................Its better anyways here  :D

I've got four kids... TV - lets see.... Phineas and Ferb, Wii, xbox360, "dead people tv"....

At least I have the Forum.

I do take over on Sunday afternoons, at least until the NFL is over.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: Paddlinpaul on January 05, 2010, 11:30:14 AM
Sitting in sub-freezing weather in the hot tub smelling the neighbours fireplace and wondering what they are smoking.
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: classicrockgriller on January 05, 2010, 11:37:54 AM
You love your Bradley sooooo much that you gave it a name.

I did. "Gabija" ... Goddest of Fire

I call her Gabi.

Thanks to Mr. "Mike" Walleye
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: OU812 on January 05, 2010, 11:47:04 AM
You love your Bradley sooooo much that you gave it a name.

I did. "Gabija" ... Goddest of Fire

I call her Gabi.

Thanks to Mr. "Mike" Walleye

I call mine "Bradley" ... God of Smoke  ;D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: MPTubbs on January 05, 2010, 12:12:29 PM
After buying a 6 racker you spend another $500 in accessories.

ALL WITHIN 3 WEEKS.  ;D
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: carnie1 on January 05, 2010, 07:30:55 PM
You have more spices, rubs,marinades and bbq sauces that the local grocery store
Title: Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
Post by: classicrockgriller on January 05, 2010, 07:33:17 PM
You have more spices, rubs,marinades and bbq sauces that the local grocery store

Amen!