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Title: Pork Rectoms
Post by: viper125 on January 28, 2012, 09:22:41 AM
Why would any body want these least wise eat them. I have a guy who wants to know how to smoke or cure these.

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Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Tenpoint5 on January 28, 2012, 10:47:08 AM
Actually that part of the intestine is a delicacy in Japan if I remember right. They make a rice roll or something like that out of it
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: car54 on January 28, 2012, 11:53:56 AM
I wonder what a boned rectum is?
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: ghost9mm on January 28, 2012, 12:32:23 PM
Quote from: car54 on January 28, 2012, 11:53:56 AM
I wonder what a boned rectum is?

:D :D :D
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: viper125 on January 28, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
That paints a picture in my mind i'd rather not think about. But a man stands on a stool and the pig moves down line with rump in the air. He has a tool he inserts in the rectum and pulls a trigger. Its cut free and falls in side the pig to be removed. Asians love it. Only kjnow because I didn't believe it and goggled it. Now I've ate tongue,made head sausage from the head,know some eat the stomach, I've had ears and tails and brains. But no good hill people would touch the rectum. Least not to eat. LOL
Title: Pork Rectoms
Post by: mikecorn.1 on January 28, 2012, 12:40:11 PM
Quote from: car54 on January 28, 2012, 11:53:56 AM
I wonder what a boned rectum is?
:D :D


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Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: iceman on January 28, 2012, 01:04:18 PM
I heard that rats rectum makes a great fondue.  ::)  ;D  ;)
I'm just say'n.
Back to my corner drinking at a distance  :-X
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: FLBentRider on January 28, 2012, 01:45:29 PM
At least they're boneless.

::)
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: 3rensho on January 28, 2012, 10:46:35 PM
Now I've seen it all  ;D ;D ;D  Googled them and found a lot of info I really didn't want to know such as http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=2926 (http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=2926).  Note that these rectums are "inverted"   LOL
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Quarlow on January 28, 2012, 11:47:43 PM
Pork butt is fine but I will pass on the ass. lol
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: La Quinta on January 28, 2012, 11:59:35 PM
Just the lower intestines...you guys ever heard of chitlins? (I am not sure I spelled that correctly) Lots of people eat them...they are experts at cleansing them...I have seen it done...I know the rectum was attached but I just ate the intestine...really no big deal...pressure cooked then fried they are quite delicious...Or just boil the sh@!t out of them...I am sure there are cajuns on here that are familiar with them...
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Habanero Smoker on January 29, 2012, 01:48:10 AM
Quote from: La Quinta on January 28, 2012, 11:59:35 PM
Just the lower intestines...you guys ever heard of chitlins? (I am not sure I spelled that correctly) Lots of people eat them...they are experts at cleansing them...I have seen it done...I know the rectum was attached but I just ate the intestine...really no big deal...pressure cooked then fried they are quite delicious...Or just boil the sh@!t out of them...I am sure there are cajuns on here that are familiar with them...

My father was from N. Carolina, so I'm familiar with chitlins, though I haven't had them since I was a kid. They are a pain to clean, even the pre-clean ones that are sold need further cleaning. You are right in that they taste good, but no matter how much you clean them, when you are cooking them they do give off a bad smell. My mother would first boil them outdoors for about 10 minutes then change the water, bring them inside to finish cooking. Every so often I will see chitlins in the frozen section of some supermarkets.
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: SouthernSmoked on January 29, 2012, 08:24:44 AM
Quote from: car54 on January 28, 2012, 11:53:56 AM
I wonder what a boned rectum is?

Oh my goodness.........I couldn't stop laughing!!!
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: viper125 on January 29, 2012, 08:26:31 AM
Well I have ate chitlins but don't really like them. I Know there intestines. But never heard of rectum being ate. I goggled and it is the rectum the Asians love and find it a delicacy. Now I dont mind using intestines as casings. But doubt i'll be eating them like meat. As far as the rectum its the first meat I have ever not wanted to even try. So eat up guys and enjoy my share too!
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Quarlow on January 29, 2012, 09:33:21 AM
Quote from: SouthernSmoked on January 29, 2012, 08:24:44 AM
Quote from: car54 on January 28, 2012, 11:53:56 AM
I wonder what a boned rectum is?

Oh my goodness.........I couldn't stop laughing!!!
Yeah I can't even touch this one without coming off as crude. LOL
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Bigbirdoffroad on January 29, 2012, 11:35:51 AM
"Rectoms are SUPER!! I like mine boned!!!!" ( in my most annoying Richard Simmons voice)
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Quarlow on January 29, 2012, 01:02:26 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: slowpoke on January 30, 2012, 01:49:57 PM
Stop it you guys are killing me LOL
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: car54 on January 30, 2012, 02:15:49 PM
I go to a Chinese restaurant that serves pigs intestine of which I have ordered. In the USA we are not exposed to different foods, that is why I watch and like bizarre foods with Andrew Zimmern.
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Salmonsmoker on January 30, 2012, 04:49:47 PM
Hillarious thread! More laughs on the link that 3rensho posted. Car54's comment brought penal institute to mind. ::)
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Fernslinger on January 31, 2012, 03:55:32 PM
Rectum? I damn near killed him!
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: NePaSmoKer on January 31, 2012, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: car54 on January 30, 2012, 02:15:49 PM
I go to a Chinese restaurant that serves pigs intestine of which I have ordered. In the USA we are not exposed to different foods, that is why I watch and like bizarre foods with Andrew Zimmern.

;D ;D

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Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Ka Honu on January 31, 2012, 06:08:16 PM
So if the singular is "rectum," would the plural be "recta" or "a bunch of a$$holes?"
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Quarlow on January 31, 2012, 08:13:15 PM
Quote from: Fernslinger on January 31, 2012, 03:55:32 PM
Rectum? I damn near killed him!
OMG that is the punchline to a joke. My brother told me that joke when I was about 15 and for the life of me that is the only part I can remember. And he can't either. Do you know the joke? Ever so often I say that around my bro and we both start to laugh cause we can't figure it out.
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Ka Honu on January 31, 2012, 08:35:01 PM
The "usual" version (one of many) runs something like...

     Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
     Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a$$!
     Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
     Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: viper125 on February 01, 2012, 03:40:36 PM
Kinda thought some one would come up with I'd rather bone my own.
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: Quarlow on February 01, 2012, 05:18:39 PM
I think my brothers version was longer but he always had a big mouth. But that is the joke for sure. Thanks turtle.
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: iceman on February 02, 2012, 09:26:45 AM
Quote from: Ka Honu on January 31, 2012, 06:08:16 PM
So if the singular is "rectum," would the plural be "recta" or "a bunch of a$$holes?"

;D  ;D  ;D I think I work with a bunch of those plural rectums.  :o
Title: Re: Pork Rectoms
Post by: JerkyAddict on February 02, 2012, 11:35:27 AM
Or instead of boned, you might prefer them bone-in?? :o
Title: Pork Rectoms
Post by: mikecorn.1 on February 02, 2012, 11:54:25 AM
Quote from: JerkyAddict on February 02, 2012, 11:35:27 AM
Or instead of boned, you might prefer them bone-in?? :o
:D


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