You sleep for a few hours and look what happened; the mayhem began.
In the beginning God created MAN, AKA a rough draft!
Rough Draft? Geez....So women are the perfect finished part? WHOA>>>>ROTFLMAO
I just have to say this:
A while after God created Adam; the Ark Angel walks in on God and tells him that he feels something is wrong with Adam. "I think Adam is sad, lonely and is spaced out all the time, God." The Ark Angel said. So God decided to go visit Adam.
God: "Why do you look so sad, Adam?"
Adam: "please don’t get me wrong, God. I have enjoyed our walks in heaven, naming all the plants and animal and making plans for the future of the Universe. But I feel like something is missing, I feel incomplete".
God: "Okay Adam, I am going to create something for you. It would be there to serve your every need, sleeps with you every night, bares your children, obey all your orders, cooks your meals, cleans you house and bend over backwards to fulfill each and every one of your desires."
Adam: "Nice, but what is THAT going to cost me, God?"
"An arm and a leg". God replied
Adam thinks a bit and said: "God, what would I get for a RIB?"