Author Topic: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?  (Read 7564 times)

Offline HawkeyeSmokes

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You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:31:19 PM »
You have a picture of the last brisket you smoked in your wallet!!!

And you have (800) 665-4188 on speed dial!

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Offline Tenpoint5

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 07:55:29 PM »
I dont have it on speed dial mine doesn't break down. I dont have to call. I do just to bother Brian every now and then though
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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010, 07:56:45 PM »
If...

You give up the empty front row seat to your smokn' show to a new friend...
The seat that used to be your wife's - before she left this world...

And he's so amazed at your generosity, he wonders why one of your other friends didn't get the seat...
Of course, they're all at her funeral.

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2010, 01:49:28 AM »
You cancel your vacation because you didn't get anything smoked in time to take with you.  :o :o ;D
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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2010, 04:15:19 AM »
You strap it in the front seat of your car as if it was a passenger.
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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2010, 04:31:16 AM »
If you can't eat:

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out at a restaurant anymore.
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Offline Paddlinpaul

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2010, 07:19:37 AM »
Your first born is named Bradley and she is a girl!
With my Bradley, no one tells me to quit smoking!

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2010, 07:40:37 AM »
You open the fridge to make dinner but its filled with smoked cheeses and no room left for any other food.

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2010, 08:50:25 AM »
If

You go out to say goodnight to it every night - and sometimes feed it a pork butt for the next day.
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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2010, 08:52:42 AM »
You count pucks instead of sheep to go to sleep.
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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2010, 06:29:26 PM »
When you pass gas you throw a pale blue puff of smoke  :D  ;D

OR

You dont have no more meat and you gotta smoke somthin  :D.........................Yeah i really did

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2010, 06:36:17 PM »

You are cooking some rice, and it needs some 'help'..


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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2010, 06:48:13 PM »
You miss the birth of your first born because the brisket is almost ready to FTC
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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2010, 06:51:41 PM »
You miss the birth of your first born because the brisket is almost ready to FTC
Round here you would be a dead man and they would be smoking you for this one
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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2010, 07:34:14 AM »
All your friends and family tells you to shut up about smok'n ;D
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