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Offline Tiny Tim

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2010, 07:43:44 AM »
You and a buddy are walkin' through the grocery department in Sam's, he says "check out that sexy butt" and you look in the meat case.

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2010, 07:48:19 AM »
good one tiny  ;D

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2010, 07:50:17 AM »
All your friends and family tells you to shut up about smok'n ;D
This has happened to me.  ;D

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2010, 07:54:06 AM »
All your friends and family tells you to shut up about smok'n ;D
This has happened to me.  ;D

Me and a friend go to the bar and all we talk about is smok'n. Then you notice people start sliding down the bar AWAY from you! lol
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Offline Paddlinpaul

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2010, 07:58:04 AM »
My boss asked me what I smoked over the holidays just as his boss walked in the room. Should've seen the look on his face until we explained.
With my Bradley, no one tells me to quit smoking!

Offline OU812

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2010, 01:40:17 PM »
If

You are invited to a new years party and you tell them

"Sorry I cant make it I've got salami to smoke"

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2010, 01:44:28 PM »
You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If? Your wife comes out and tells you to stop watching over the smoker and come to bed when you don't even have anything in it!!!!!!
I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

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Offline classicrockgriller

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2010, 02:26:06 PM »
If,

You only had your Bradley since August 31st, 09 and you have already burnt 504 pucks thru your Bradley!


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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2010, 02:37:32 PM »
Woke up this morning and my wife informed me it was our 35th

wedding anniversary and I ask her what she wanted me to smoke for supper.

Think I saw a mean look in her eye. Gulp!

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2010, 02:39:22 PM »
I get home from work and the Mrs is in the back yard with a fire going.

She comes in the house, I give her a smooch, and ask... New Perfume ?


She was quite smoky.
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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2010, 02:58:46 PM »
You guys sure like to live on the edge. ::)
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Offline ronbeaux

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2010, 03:24:16 PM »
If you try and figure out how to make jambalaya on it then discover you can smoke the meat instead of fry it and THEN add it to the black iron pot, while the Saints are playing!
The fight isn't over until the winner says it is.

Offline Ka Honu

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2010, 04:13:53 PM »
... you have the Bradley logo tattooed on your butt, ribs, or thighs. 

... your children are named after bisquette flavors.

... your car or truck is painted like a cow or pig with dotted lines to represent the primal cuts.


Oh, never mind.

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2010, 04:21:29 PM »
If,

You only had your Bradley since August 31st, 09 and you have already burnt 504 pucks thru your Bradley!



504 pucks and 3850 post since August! Where do you get the time?
With my Bradley, no one tells me to quit smoking!

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Re: You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2010, 04:28:29 PM »
CRG has only three goals in life.  Kill 'em, smoke 'em and post here.  ;D ;D
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