You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?

Started by HawkeyeSmokes, January 02, 2010, 07:31:19 PM

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HawkeyeSmokes

You have a picture of the last brisket you smoked in your wallet!!!

And you have (800) 665-4188 on speed dial!

:D
HawkeyeSmokes

Tenpoint5

I dont have it on speed dial mine doesn't break down. I dont have to call. I do just to bother Brian every now and then though
Bacon is the Crack Cocaine of the Food World.

Be careful about calling yourself and EXPERT! An ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure!

hal4uk

If...

You give up the empty front row seat to your smokn' show to a new friend...
The seat that used to be your wife's - before she left this world...

And he's so amazed at your generosity, he wonders why one of your other friends didn't get the seat...
Of course, they're all at her funeral.

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Quarlow

You cancel your vacation because you didn't get anything smoked in time to take with you.  :o :o ;D
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KevinG

You strap it in the front seat of your car as if it was a passenger.
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FLBentRider

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Ribs
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Paddlinpaul

Your first born is named Bradley and she is a girl!
With my Bradley, no one tells me to quit smoking!

pensrock

You open the fridge to make dinner but its filled with smoked cheeses and no room left for any other food.

ArnieM

If

You go out to say goodnight to it every night - and sometimes feed it a pork butt for the next day.
-- Arnie

Where there's smoke, there's food.

KevinG

You count pucks instead of sheep to go to sleep.
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NePaSmoKer

When you pass gas you throw a pale blue puff of smoke  :D  ;D

OR

You dont have no more meat and you gotta smoke somthin  :D.........................Yeah i really did

squirtthecat


You are cooking some rice, and it needs some 'help'..


GusRobin

You miss the birth of your first born because the brisket is almost ready to FTC
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Tenpoint5

Quote from: GusRobin on January 03, 2010, 06:48:13 PM
You miss the birth of your first born because the brisket is almost ready to FTC
Round here you would be a dead man and they would be smoking you for this one
Bacon is the Crack Cocaine of the Food World.

Be careful about calling yourself and EXPERT! An ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure!

MPTubbs

All your friends and family tells you to shut up about smok'n ;D
If your so cool....where's your Tattoo.