Reminds me of a joke:
Clinton is in the Oval office and looks outside and sees "Clinton sucks" written in urine in the snow.
Slick willlie goes balistic and orders the FBI and CIA to order DNA test and report back to him in 24 hours.
24 hours later the FBI says we have good news and bad news.
Good new is that through DNA we know it was Al Gore's urine but bad news, it was Hillary's handwriting.

Lumpy