I might Need A Place To Stay (for awhile)

[classicrockgriller]

Wifey, Daughter, Daughter-In-Law, and Son#2's Girl Friend all went to

New York last week and they will be back around 11:00 tonight.

Wifey told me to do two things while she was gone:

#1 Clean the Man Cave (not done)
#2 Straighten the back Deck (1/2 done)

But I did re-arrange her fridge for her while she was gone.

I threw out all the veggie's, yogurt, etc. (stuff I don't like) and

restock it with these:

28 lbs of Trail Bologna





20 lbs of smoked cheese





11lbs 4oz of fresh pork sausage



22lbs of belly in cure for Bacon



9lbs of snack sticks



10 lbs of snack sticks in the smoker.



Ahhhhh, she won't be MAD! ;D

[begolf25]

I know where some of those goodies can stay if you need somewhere to send them :)

[SouthernSmoked]

Well at least the frig is organized...

[classicrockgriller]

Well at least the frig is organized...

That's what I am Thinking! ;D

[TestRocket]

Throw all the good stuff in a cooler and head back this way. I think Gus, Tommy and I could put you up at least until all the food is gone!

Or plan B: Finish the deck and go hide in the cave!   ;D 

[SouthernSmoked]

Sonny, I'm thinking that she will allow you to stay if you got rid of the bacon.

Since I would not want to see you living out on the street...

You have my address and if you need a place to keep.....


the bacon I will send you my UPS account number. ;D

[Sailor]

Sonny I think that she may have forgot the orders that she gave you.  Give her a bag of fresh sausage and ask her to make some pizzas and she will be forever grateful......or not  ;D

[squirtthecat]

Good thing you didn't hang those snack sticks to bloom on her Christmas tree!

[jiggerjams]

Hokie Smokes what a load of meaty, cheesy goodness. I can't comment on if the meat treats will be enough to keep the wife at bay or not. So I think there is a 50/50 chance the smoking monkey might be getting it with the sugar bowl tonight.  ;D

STC gave me an idea, maybe wrap up a snack or two and when she gets home you can present her with it by the Christmas tree. Now who could spank their monkey after being so thoughtful?

[ronbeaux]

Well CRG, at your age you can't run faster, dive deeper and come out dryer, and never sleep at night like you used to. They will feed you in ICU...............

[pensrock]

Why don't you come rearrange my fridge?  ;) ;D

[Wildcat]

Sonny,

You know where I live. "Here I is". My home is yours (gotta wait until I get back). I go some room in my fridge and freezer too.  ;D

[BuyLowSellHigh]

I don't think you're doomed.  She will open the fridge and thinks P-I-Z-Z-A-S ! 

Hide the flour and the yeast. NOW!

But, just in case, have the coolers ready -- I'm am your closest hideaway and I can rearrange my two refrigerators and the freezer to make room.

[thirtydaZe]

I'm not sure I understand the part about "Wifey told me to do two things while she was gone", but when she sees the fridge, you're probably dead.

[classicrockgriller]

I think I have a plan! ;D