Pork Rectoms

Started by viper125, January 28, 2012, 09:22:41 AM

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Bigbirdoffroad

#15
January 29, 2012, 11:35:51 AM
"Rectoms are SUPER!! I like mine boned!!!!" ( in my most annoying Richard Simmons voice)
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Quarlow

#16
January 29, 2012, 01:02:26 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
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slowpoke

#17
January 30, 2012, 01:49:57 PM
Stop it you guys are killing me LOL
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car54

#18
January 30, 2012, 02:15:49 PM
I go to a Chinese restaurant that serves pigs intestine of which I have ordered. In the USA we are not exposed to different foods, that is why I watch and like bizarre foods with Andrew Zimmern.

Salmonsmoker

#19
January 30, 2012, 04:49:47 PM
Hillarious thread! More laughs on the link that 3rensho posted. Car54's comment brought penal institute to mind. ::)
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Fernslinger

#20
January 31, 2012, 03:55:32 PM
Rectum? I damn near killed him!

NePaSmoKer

#21
January 31, 2012, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: car54 on January 30, 2012, 02:15:49 PM
I go to a Chinese restaurant that serves pigs intestine of which I have ordered. In the USA we are not exposed to different foods, that is why I watch and like bizarre foods with Andrew Zimmern.

;D ;D

Ka Honu

#22
January 31, 2012, 06:08:16 PM
So if the singular is "rectum," would the plural be "recta" or "a bunch of a$$holes?"

Quarlow

#23
January 31, 2012, 08:13:15 PM
Quote from: Fernslinger on January 31, 2012, 03:55:32 PM
Rectum? I damn near killed him!
OMG that is the punchline to a joke. My brother told me that joke when I was about 15 and for the life of me that is the only part I can remember. And he can't either. Do you know the joke? Ever so often I say that around my bro and we both start to laugh cause we can't figure it out.
I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

OBS
BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

Ka Honu

#24
January 31, 2012, 08:35:01 PM
The "usual" version (one of many) runs something like...

     Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
     Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a$$!
     Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
     Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!

viper125

#25
February 01, 2012, 03:40:36 PM
Kinda thought some one would come up with I'd rather bone my own.
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Quarlow

#26
February 01, 2012, 05:18:39 PM
I think my brothers version was longer but he always had a big mouth. But that is the joke for sure. Thanks turtle.
I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

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One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

iceman

#27
February 02, 2012, 09:26:45 AM
Quote from: Ka Honu on January 31, 2012, 06:08:16 PM
So if the singular is "rectum," would the plural be "recta" or "a bunch of a$$holes?"

;D  ;D  ;D I think I work with a bunch of those plural rectums.  :o

JerkyAddict

#28
February 02, 2012, 11:35:27 AM
Or instead of boned, you might prefer them bone-in?? :o

mikecorn.1

#29
February 02, 2012, 11:54:25 AM
Quote from: JerkyAddict on February 02, 2012, 11:35:27 AM
Or instead of boned, you might prefer them bone-in?? :o
:D


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