You can't have too much bacon...

Started by Ka Honu, March 10, 2013, 10:27:00 PM

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Ka Honu

A Day In The Life Of A Bacon Lover.
(from The Delivery Bag at seamless.com)

1. Roll out of bed.


2. Wash up.


3. Put on your shoes.


4. Walk the dog.


5. Time for school.


6. Don't forget your new briefcase!


7. Say the Pledge of Allegiance.


8. Put on your glasses to see the blackboard. (Your move, Warby Parker.)


9. School picture day. (Wait until you see us after 20 years of bacon!)


10. And who says teachers at The Bacon Institute can't partake in picture day too?


11. Time for a sushi lunch.


12. Candy break.


13. And more candy...


14. Showdown on the court with the kid wearing Air Jordans.


15. Time for a mani.


16. Pay respects to bacon lovers who are now in a better bacon-loving place.


17. Dinner time!


18. Get fancy for a night on the town.


19. Crispy pumps.


20. In case they cause blisters...


21. Baby, it's cold outside.


22. Seriously, it's like like wear-your-scarf kind of cold.


23. But you make it to the party.


24. No, not that party... this party.


25. Time to go home.


26. But dessert is a must before bed.


27. And then brush your teeth.


Good night all.


classicrockgriller

That is kick b*tt funny!

Pic #9 School Day Pictures made me spit my drink.

beefmann


mikecorn.1

:o that's a lot of bacon


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Caneyscud

Forgot one



Everybody needs a bacon cabin - wifey wasn't home and a bored Caney!
"A man that won't sleep with his meat don't care about his barbecue" Caneyscud



"If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?"