Now thats funny....love it when the gals go that extra mile.....
Here ya go..
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
>> engineer are walking together one day.
>> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
>> "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the
>> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
>> also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada "
>> With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
>> fertile for farming.
>> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
>> around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside
>> and all Jews, Americans,and other infidel forever outside our precious
>> Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around
>> those countries..
>> The American engineer asks, "I am very curious.
>> Please tell me more about this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's
>> 200 feet high, 100 feet thick and completely surrounds these
>> countries........it's virtually impenetrable.
>> Now what is your wish?"
>> The American engineer smiles and says,
>> "Fill it with water."
>> WORLD PEACE
OR this one
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The
doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are
great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I
have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a
bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and
so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised
his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the
beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly.