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??? Just me! hit locked for some reason
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/michylyn/jerk/illegal_burro.jpg)
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/michylyn/jerk/hell.jpg)
Always wondered when it would freeze over. ;D
:D :D ;D ;D ;D
AP,
Is that from Michigan?
Arcs_n_Sparks
(http://logohippo.com/images/large/abducted-by-aliens.jpg)
Quote from: agent provocateur on February 19, 2007, 10:59:21 AM
(http://logohippo.com/images/large/abducted-by-aliens.jpg)
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D
:D :D That explains it... ;D
AP as a small boy child
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/WCK_02/image016MA15666811-0016.jpg)
Escaped with a few minor burns and abnormal hair
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/WCK_02/image017MA15666811-0017.jpg)
Some mighty fine bandaids there. Looks liks enought to stop a several months worth of cuts. ;D
another thread gets ship wrecked :D :D :D
QuoteAlways wondered when it would freeze over.
I happen to know when it will freeze over!! ;D ;D
The girl at number 42 up the road says it will freeze over when she sleeps with me! ;) ;) :D :D
How Hot Is Hell ?
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:
"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.
If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A. ;D
Nice one! ;D Now there is a student that is capable of thinking. Perhaps this world is not doomed afterall!
Ice,
One of my favorite Urban Legends. ;D
Thanks Ice, I understand now ;D
Nice one Pat. ;D ;D
Allow me to pile on with a more complete explanation......
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls, and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh, My God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" IN THE CLASS.
Is this one of those things where the guy that tells the first story always looses ???
I am not sure of the name , but I think I knew her ;D