For those of you who do your own beans, try a couple of tablespoons of baking soda in the water when you boil them. While you might not appreciate the benefits, your wife certainly will, in that the "Dutch Oven" treatment when you bed down for the night will be thing of the past!!! ;) ;D The soda serves to neutralize the acids in the beans that cause your bedcovers to mysteriously inflate during the night.
That will take all the fun out of it. ;D
Nice little pointer though.
My wife says that I have a problem ;)....I say its her that has the problem ;D
Lumpy
Naaah....can't break tradition! :D
My kids think its hilarious, they say --- daddy cut the cheese ;D. My wife says, thats disgusting. Go somewhere else and do that >:( . Doesnt bother me none ;D
Kind of drove the wife and daughter around the corner when my son & I would light them up. The blueflame was awesome in the dark.
Quote from: unclebuck on July 07, 2009, 03:02:33 PM
Kind of drove the wife and daughter around the corner when my son & I would light them up. The blueflame was awesome in the dark.
when i was in high school i had really long hair, got to lighting them things in class and one rolled up my back and set my hair on fire.
not real bad but enough that we had class outside that day! :)
This ia all too funny! We should start a new topic "Gas" ;D
I'm sure we all have something to add to this.
Lumpy
Quote from: Up In Smoke on July 07, 2009, 04:43:06 PM
Quote from: unclebuck on July 07, 2009, 03:02:33 PM
Kind of drove the wife and daughter around the corner when my son & I would light them up. The blueflame was awesome in the dark.
when i was in high school i had really long hair, got to lighting them things in class and one rolled up my back and set my hair on fire.
not real bad but enough that we had class outside that day! :)
I laughed pretty hard at that one, my kids came running in to see what was so funny. Had to evacuate the classroom, man I'm still laughing. ;D ;D ;D
If we keep up this thread, there could be the threat of incoming teabags! ;D :D
If so we will just hit them with gas........ :D :D :D
Lumpy
Can anyone say "pull my finger"??? :D :D :D
Can anyone remenber this.
"Beans Beans, the musical fruit, the more you toot the better you feel, so lets have beans for every meal"
Quote from: Smokin Soon on July 07, 2009, 07:37:05 PM
Can anyone remenber this.
"Beans Beans, the musical fruit, the more you toot the better you feel, so lets have beans for every meal"
My kids qoute that every time we have Whistle Berries for dinner except they say "eat more beans at every meal" for the ending
I have cleared a room or to. In school we had wooden chairs, something about the wood that amplifies the music.
Beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so lets have beans for every meal
Click the beans wav :D
http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/humor_wavs.html
nepas
NICE!!!
I'm doing my part to support "National Bean Month" by smoking some beans tonight.
My wife says that I should be a spokeman ;D ;D
Lumpy
That's just plain funny!
nepa the wife thouht that was funny :o
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