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Miscellaneous Topics => General Discussions => Topic started by: classicrockgriller on September 11, 2009, 12:02:35 PM

Title: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: classicrockgriller on September 11, 2009, 12:02:35 PM
Got this in a e-mail....thought it was funny

(http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af165/classicrockgriller/image0011.jpg)

(http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af165/classicrockgriller/image0021.jpg)

Be sure and smell them butts before smokin them.
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: KyNola on September 11, 2009, 12:14:34 PM
I think will refrain from ANY comment on this one. :)

KyNola
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on September 11, 2009, 12:19:42 PM
Oh my God that is hilarious never seen this one before.

CCG, I love you man thank for sharing it with us.

Ky, I have to muzzle myself and put thumb cuffs to keep my comments in.

HR
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: mikecorn.1 on September 11, 2009, 12:21:46 PM
OMG, I almost lost it. I hope that is not real and just someone with a good graphics program altering that pic. NASTY. LOL. LMAO
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: NePaSmoKer on September 11, 2009, 01:38:07 PM
EHHHHHHHWWWWW

And then she went home to her husband and quoted the line from the hooker in the movie Full Metal Jacket.

Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time.


Sorry i had to do it.

nepas

Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Caribou on September 11, 2009, 02:43:10 PM
 :D :D :D
poor flies!
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: OU812 on September 11, 2009, 03:09:45 PM
I dont even want to think about what happened.

Now i need to look at good to clear that from my memory.
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: smokeitall on September 11, 2009, 05:16:37 PM
Quote from: KyNola on September 11, 2009, 12:14:34 PM
I think will refrain from ANY comment on this one. :)

KyNola

Oh and I was so looking forward to what you would come up with for this one  ;D
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on September 11, 2009, 05:29:31 PM
Quote from: mikecorn.1 on September 11, 2009, 12:21:46 PM
OMG, I almost lost it. I hope that is not real and just someone with a good graphics program altering that pic. NASTY. LOL. LMAO

Hey Mark I seriously doubt the these flies were photoshoped in. Those flies looked like they were realy going to "town".

Nepas was right EHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWW.

I would be very interested in what Caneyscud have to say>

HR
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: classicrockgriller on September 11, 2009, 05:37:06 PM
I wonder how long she walked around before some smart a** said "Hey lady you got bees on your but"
Then once you discover it....I don't think you brush it with your hand. Geez
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on September 11, 2009, 05:48:31 PM
Quote from: classicrockgriller on September 11, 2009, 05:37:06 PM
I wonder how long she walked around before some smart a** said "Hey lady you got bees on your but"
Then once you discover it....I don't think you brush it with your hand. Geez

CCG

I don't think any one in his / her mind is gonna walk up to this lady and tell her: " Hey lady you got some flies / bees up your ...(you guys fill in the blanks with whatever word you see suitable). I know I would not do that especially with a lady that big.

By the way CCG, I did not know those were bees. But let us assume they were. Wouldn't that make her ... a Honey Comb. ;D ;D ;D

HR
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: classicrockgriller on September 11, 2009, 06:17:34 PM
 ??? guess they are flyes....  ::) That kinda rules out sitting in something.  :o
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Caneyscud on September 11, 2009, 06:55:59 PM
See no flies, Hear no flies, Speak no flies!

Only flies I know nothing about, are the flies I tie and fish wish.  No self-respecting fly of mine would be caught in that situation.  They only like to be found in the lower jaw of a large brown trout!

Now these are my type of flies:
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/43something/_MD70115_edited.jpg)(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/43something/_MD70102_edited.jpg)(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/43something/_MD70130_edited.jpg)(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/43something/_MD70029.jpg)(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/43something/_MD70027.jpg)(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/43something/_MD70024.jpg)
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: HawkeyeSmokes on September 11, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
Very nice Caney! Bet you enjoy using those!
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Quarlow on September 11, 2009, 07:03:40 PM
Bet there is a real buzz around your house, bahaha. Nice looking flies. Good job man.
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Up In Smoke on September 11, 2009, 07:19:45 PM
I can't........i just plain can't
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Caribou on September 11, 2009, 08:19:42 PM
Maybe the flies were trying to find shade :D :D :D

By the way, great flies Caney :)
Carolyn
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Quarlow on September 11, 2009, 08:35:56 PM
LMAO. Good one Carolyn. And thanks for the congrats.
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: La Quinta on September 11, 2009, 11:35:30 PM
This is all too "weird for color tv"...what movie is that a quote from? It's a classic...(ladies you may know this before the guys).... ;D
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Tenpoint5 on September 12, 2009, 06:21:52 AM
Move over Kynola, I need to sit next to you. Cause somebody needs to kick me in the leg if I start to comment on that.

Awesome job on tying there Caney.
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: NePaSmoKer on September 12, 2009, 12:10:26 PM
Atleast she dont have to swat flies away from her face  :D  :D


nepas
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Caribou on September 12, 2009, 12:14:43 PM
Quote from: NePaSmoKer on September 12, 2009, 12:10:26 PM
Atleast she dont have to swat flies away from her face  :D  :D


nepas
To kill the flies she just needs to sit down hard....really hard!
:D :D :D
Carolyn
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: classicrockgriller on September 12, 2009, 12:16:10 PM
she might stick to the chair if she "PLOPS" down
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Up In Smoke on September 12, 2009, 02:06:50 PM
this thread continues to auger in faster than john denver in a kit plane.
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Caribou on September 12, 2009, 03:54:53 PM
Quote from: Up In Smoke on September 12, 2009, 02:06:50 PM
this thread continues to auger in faster than john denver in a kit plane.
:'( :'( :'( :'(
poor John Denver
poor flies
Carolyn
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: NePaSmoKer on September 12, 2009, 06:52:40 PM
Poor Husband or BF or GF  :D  :D


nepas
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: classicrockgriller on September 12, 2009, 07:30:49 PM
Du u find yourself looking at that picture over and over again to see if you missed something.
LMAO
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Caribou on September 12, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
Quote from: classicrockgriller on September 12, 2009, 07:30:49 PM
Du u find yourself looking at that picture over and over again to see if you missed something.
LMAO
No CRG....I don't
Please don't tell me that you have made it the wall paper on your computer.
Or worst yet your avatar :o
I just get this feeling...... ;)
Carolyn
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: classicrockgriller on September 12, 2009, 08:00:54 PM
haven't yet...butt that is a thought....geez
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Caribou on September 12, 2009, 08:03:52 PM
Quote from: classicrockgriller on September 12, 2009, 08:00:54 PM
haven't yet...butt that is a thought....geez
:D :D :D :D
I did notice your avatar is missing, so I figured an upload might be in progress ;)
Carolyn
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: classicrockgriller on September 12, 2009, 08:36:42 PM
think i will pass on it being my avatar
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: FLBentRider on September 14, 2009, 08:22:31 AM
I will remain....

At a Distance!
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: KyNola on September 14, 2009, 08:26:25 AM
FLBR,
Just join 10.5 and me on this bench.  We both opted to totally leave this one unspoken.

KyNola
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: ArnieM on September 14, 2009, 11:56:23 AM
I wonder if one could be arrested for sexual harassment if one used a fly swatter?  Sorry, I'm not going any further here.
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Caneyscud on September 14, 2009, 03:32:23 PM
Quote from: ArnieM on September 14, 2009, 11:56:23 AM
I wonder if one could be arrested for sexual harassment if one used a fly swatter?  .......

Ahhh that's the life, leaning back putting the feet up on the desk, pondering life's delicate if not difficult questions!

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: Roadking on September 14, 2009, 03:41:02 PM
That's gross! There goes my dinner. Nasty
Title: Re: how to tell if your butts smell
Post by: firerescueman on September 22, 2009, 08:36:34 PM
OK,  I'm gonna say it...........


DAMN!   :o :o :o :o :o


That will CERTAINLY make me check the next time i "think" i did more than just FART!!