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Title: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 02, 2009, 12:55:56 PM
i needs mes some relief... you think this will help...

4 @ 7.5 approx pound pigg butts rubbed down with the dizzy pigg swamp venom...  its the best pigg butt rubb period...

(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff192/owrstrich/grubb/002.jpg)

loaded the smoker...

(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff192/owrstrich/grubb/008.jpg)

then started hitting it with hickory...  now its low and slow... dont rush the pigg... when its ready its ready...

(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff192/owrstrich/grubb/009.jpg)

i really needs a good poo...

a p



Title: Re: Aint's Poo'ed
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 02, 2009, 01:25:22 PM
ap,looks good. good luck on you poo   ????
Title: Re: Aint's Poo'ed
Post by: agent provocateur on October 02, 2009, 01:36:38 PM
rodger that classicrockgriller...

i hope i get a poo soon...

a p
Title: Re: Aint's Poo'ed
Post by: Habanero Smoker on October 02, 2009, 01:37:09 PM
Welcome back.

It's good to see you posting. It's been awhile.
Title: Re: Aint's Poo'ed
Post by: agent provocateur on October 02, 2009, 01:53:50 PM
i said i would not post till i got a poo...

and it almost happened... i almost pooed... what i got to be specific was poo juice... wasnt exactly poo... wasnt exactly non poo...

so im thinking that counts cause it sure was stinky... but a proper poo... im thinking in a day or two...

a p
Title: Re: Aint's Poo'ed
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 02, 2009, 01:57:41 PM
Okay, I just have to ask, what is POO and what is NOT POO.

HR
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 02, 2009, 01:59:43 PM
greetings hopefull romantic...

poo = poo...

im not sure what not poo is...

but non poo = non poo...

hope that clears it up for you...

a p
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: car54 on October 02, 2009, 02:09:19 PM
Good hearing from you AP. It has been a while.

Brad
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 02, 2009, 02:12:13 PM
Quote from: agent provocateur on October 02, 2009, 01:59:43 PM
greetings hopefull romantic...

poo = poo...

im not sure what not poo is...

but non poo = non poo...

hope that clears it up for you...

a p

Crystal clear thank you...I think

HR
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 02, 2009, 02:12:41 PM
im embarrassed there car54...

i had grandiose delusions of the poo that never happened... so im counting the poo juice incident as a score... so... im back... as long as im pooing on a regular basis anyway...

a p

Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Wildcat on October 02, 2009, 02:15:55 PM
 ;D ;D ;D Welcome back AP. You have been missed.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: NePaSmoKer on October 02, 2009, 02:33:25 PM
AP

He lives.  ;D..............see what too much jerky does to ya.

WB

nepas
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: OU812 on October 02, 2009, 03:38:27 PM
Thats going to be some good poo.........rk in the morning.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: car54 on October 02, 2009, 06:46:37 PM
POO away. It is good for all of us.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: KyNola on October 02, 2009, 08:51:28 PM
I realize I have not been a member as long as AP has and I obviously am missing something here so can someone enlighten me and the newer members here?  So far I'm not getting the POO fascination.

KyNola
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Gizmo on October 02, 2009, 08:57:36 PM
Its about time you rejoined the living.  How is it going and where are you at these days?
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 02, 2009, 09:08:17 PM
poo fascination... its more like a poo debilitation...

we rolled into socal on thursday... pulled out the smoker... fetched up some pigg... commenced to smoking...

nothing has changed... everythings the same... one grandiose delusion after another...  looking forward to being back in the game...

but for now... feed me jerky...

a p
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 02, 2009, 09:22:43 PM
Man, I hope I don't dream about poooo tonite.  Geez
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: La Quinta on October 02, 2009, 11:23:06 PM
AP...Bob misses you! He finds you quite interesting... ;D He's rolled over another year and has asked me about you...I had no idea how to respond... ??? Perhaps you can help us on that?  ;D
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 03, 2009, 01:16:53 AM
la quinta...

i have not missed you... but i have missed bob dearly... i sometimes wake up just before first light to catch his scent and confusingly find him not there... its comforting to know he is with you... we will be out your way soon... we like to ride to idllywild and the palms to pines highway...

perhaps we can meet for tea...

a p

Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Wildcat on October 03, 2009, 03:41:34 AM
Quote from: KyNola on October 02, 2009, 08:51:28 PM
I realize I have not been a member as long as AP has and I obviously am missing something here so can someone enlighten me and the newer members here?  So far I'm not getting the POO fascination.

KyNola

At the risk of being looked upon with disfavor, try reading some of AP's old posts. The guy is a hoot.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 03, 2009, 03:44:00 AM
I have
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 04, 2009, 12:10:48 AM
poooooo... and he is gone again. I really thought he was gonna show us some poooooolllled pppppppooooooorrrrrrk.

Or.....(read his post)....you decide.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 04, 2009, 02:47:11 AM
10 pound of pigg in a pott...

feed all the hotel staff... some got two sandwiches... they were digging it... i gotts to say the succulent flesh of the porcine of the mudd hole was just that... succulent...

but here i am... 3am... 12 hours since i grubbed the flesh of the pigg... and i still ants pooed... its disturbing...

(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff192/owrstrich/grubb/002-1.jpg)

j o
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 04, 2009, 02:54:31 AM
Well I got the"succulent" part ??? ???

HR
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: owrstrich on October 04, 2009, 02:57:32 AM
agent provocateur should still be in prison...

he must have escaped or got off early for unusual behavior...

the best thing is to put agent provocateur on your ignore list... and for humanity sakes... dont respond to his grandiose delusional posts...

either way... you people need to lock up your daughters and lock op your wives and lock up your houses and run for your lives... clearly agent provocateur is back in town... and he aint messing around...


owrstrich
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 04, 2009, 03:14:26 AM
owrstrich, I read in some of his post how much he admires you.....I see he has put some rap in you.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Wildcat on October 04, 2009, 03:45:34 AM
Another stranger heard from! Welcome back Johnny.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Tenpoint5 on October 04, 2009, 06:55:13 AM
Quote from: Wildcat on October 04, 2009, 03:45:34 AM
Another stranger heard from! Welcome back Johnny.
The cold weather finally hit Iowa must have flushed him out of his Hiding spot. Good to hear from you Johnny
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: car54 on October 04, 2009, 08:10:02 AM
Welcome Johnny O. I have greatly missed your travelogues. You had some great pictures and it was like getting a National Geographic.

Both you and AP back on the same week. What a coincidence.

Brad
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: owrstrich on October 04, 2009, 08:55:13 AM
rodger that car 54...

if i wasnt in the witness protection program and being in the midst of a very sensitive covert operation... i would be on the internet more often... however... i was concerend that a p had flipped on us and would bring harm to all those in his path... thats the only reason i compromised my location...  

so beware of a p.. and all those he brings with him...

this is probably it for me for a while... they have been tracking me like a sasquatch... and they are so close i can smell them...

take care...

j o
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Habanero Smoker on October 04, 2009, 01:49:08 PM
Hi owrstrich;

Welcome back. The two of you at the same time! Could this be a coincidence, or some evil conspiracy. :)
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Tenpoint5 on October 04, 2009, 06:29:27 PM
I think is was MerMan that said "EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!" I know it wasn't Barnacle Boy
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 05, 2009, 10:52:24 PM
I think "I" smell evil twins in a different setting of the sun....CRG
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 06, 2009, 05:55:23 AM
greetings habanero smoker...

owrstrich has been jackng his jaw... he is the one thats most dangerous...

ok... now to the matter at hand... i had the pigg on saturday... i had the pigg on sunday... i had the pigg on minday... and i aints still aints pooed... its disturbing...

j o
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 07, 2009, 12:44:35 AM
Is it the tears of fear or sweat I hear.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: La Quinta on October 07, 2009, 11:04:22 PM
secret agent man...you are one whacky dude!!!  ;D
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 07, 2009, 11:19:22 PM
He wrote "Diary of a Mad Man"
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 08, 2009, 06:08:22 PM
(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg121/Roy916/catinthehat.jpg)
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: KevinG on October 08, 2009, 06:25:21 PM
Hee hee  ;D ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 09, 2009, 07:39:39 AM
God I hope not.

HR
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 11, 2009, 09:46:09 AM
we were at sunrise yesterday... (http://www.motobrick.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=127&p=132#p132) at bobb hopee and countryy clubb... wish i had laa quintass phone number... would really have enjoyed spending some quality time with bobb...

(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff192/owrstrich/Ride%20Tales%20CA%20SoCal/pigg%20express/jo2.jpg)

butts i gotts to goes back there in a few weeks... meet up...

ap

Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Tenpoint5 on October 11, 2009, 09:52:10 AM
Have a safe trip AP
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Gizmo on October 11, 2009, 08:07:42 PM
Looks like we need another SOCAL smoke out.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 11, 2009, 09:20:58 PM
we are in gizzerdmo... as long as we are not scheduled to work that day...

j o
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: La Quinta on October 11, 2009, 10:59:52 PM
"O" secret agent boy...you were like 3 miles from us...you aborted turd....  ;D
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: Oldman on October 12, 2009, 03:01:23 AM
I was thinking about you yesterday. On a radio show about grillin' / smokin' there was one caller who wanted to know the best way to vent the smoke from inside his apartment.
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: agent provocateur on October 13, 2009, 11:29:19 AM
rodger that olds... its good to be back...

la quinta... looks like im going back to sunrise on saturday october 24th... not sure exactly when or for how long... perhaps we can meet up...

j o
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: La Quinta on October 13, 2009, 10:39:59 PM
Where exactly would be the address I could pm you? Ya know...phone number and the like....
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 14, 2009, 04:49:54 PM
The Youu Who couldn't pooo

Youu couldn't pooo
And didn't know what to dooo
So Youu called Shouu
But Shouu called Booo
He'll know what to dooo

Booo told Shouu
This is what you dooo
You tell Youu
To call Dr Whooo
He can help Youu
To finally have a pooo

Shouu called Youu
This is what you dooo
Call Dr Whooo
He can help you pooo

So Youu called Whooo
And said What can I doo
You see Dr Whooo
I gotta have a pooo

Whooo told Youu
This is what you dooo
Take this Kooo
If you only want to dooo
But if you really want to pooo
You have to take twooo

So Youu took twooo
And waited for a pooo
He called up Shouu
They went to the zooo

Back from the zooo
But still had no pooo
He thought about Whooo
And what he said to dooo

Youu called Booo
And ask what should I dooo
I took some Kooo
But still no pooo

Boo told Youu
What I would dooo
Find that Kooo
And take another twoo

Shuoo called Youu
And ask Did you pooo
He took somemore Kooo
But still no pooo

Shuoo told Youu
I know what to dooo
Find that Kooo
And take another twoo

Youu had his pooo
After the bottle of Kooo
He took another poo
And then he took twoo

If this happens to youu
And you can't really pooo
Don't listen to Booo
Or to Sister Shuoo

If youu can't pooo
And you have to take Kooo
Listen to Dr Whooo
And only take twoo

author CRG
Title: Re: One and One Half Years Since My Last Poo
Post by: westexasmoker on October 14, 2009, 04:58:18 PM
Dr. Seuss!

C