A Deputy stops at a dairy farm and talks with the old farmer who's the owner.
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your property for illegal grown marijuana.'
The old Farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me"!! Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says,
"See this badge"!? "This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear!!?? Do you understand!!??"
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old guy hears loud screams and spies the deputy running for his life and close behind is a huge breeder bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The old farmer immediately throws down his pitch fork, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge! Your badge! Show him your f*cking badge!"
To funny~~~~!!!!
Haha thats a good one LOL.
Thats a good one and I live in Washington County.
Quote from: OU812 on November 11, 2009, 01:37:06 PM
Thats a good one and I live in Washington County.
I live in Washington County too... NY that is.... they say that's a cash crop around here, second to dairy.... use helocopters to spot it in the fields....
Quote from: Oyènkwara on November 11, 2009, 01:41:29 PM
Quote from: OU812 on November 11, 2009, 01:37:06 PM
Thats a good one and I live in Washington County.
I live in Washington County too... NY that is.... they say that's a cash crop around here, second to dairy.... use helocopters to spot it in the fields....
Washingtom County, Nebraska here and they use brown and gold airplains
Nebraska, isn't that were "Bufford T. Pusser" from "Smokey and the Bandit" was from.
Quote from: Quarlow on November 11, 2009, 01:53:27 PM
Nebraska, isn't that were "Bufford T. Pusser" from "Smokey and the Bandit" was from.
He was from Tennessee i think, chasing down the moonshiners.
I plant mine.....opps wrong forum. ;D ;D
lol now that is some funny sh** ;D
Quote from: OU812 on November 11, 2009, 02:02:21 PM
Quote from: Quarlow on November 11, 2009, 01:53:27 PM
Nebraska, isn't that were "Bufford T. Pusser" from "Smokey and the Bandit" was from.
He was from Tennessee i think, chasing down the moonshiners.
Yep, McNairy County, Adamsville, TN - there's a museum, a restaurant, a festival, etc....
roadking that was funny
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Quote from: OU812 on November 11, 2009, 02:02:21 PM
Quote from: Quarlow on November 11, 2009, 01:53:27 PM
Nebraska, isn't that were "Bufford T. Pusser" from "Smokey and the Bandit" was from.
He was from Tennessee i think, chasing down the moonshiners.
Oh yeah thats right. It's been awhile since I seen it and my memory has never been good, I think I'll go hide some of my own easter eggs.
I'm pretty sure that was Buford T. Justice from Smokey & the Bandit, only remember that cause Jackie Gleason was a riot Alice. Coors beer from Texarkana, TX, to Atlanta was the destination of the first version, an elephant from Florida to Texas on the second and a large stuffed fish from an eatery in Florida to Texas on the third version. Can't say I'm a Burt Reynolds fan, but they were pretty funny movies.
I think they are coming out,(may already be out) two versions of his car and he help design it.
One is not affordable and the other is really not affordable.
OMG I'm an idiot. I mixed up "Smokey and the bandit" with "Walking tall" just the name though, I was thinking buford t. justice. What a tard. oh well, LOL.
Roadking I can not remember the last time I had such a good laugh at 8:30 in the morning. I was literally ROTFLMAO ;D ;D ;D
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