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Miscellaneous Topics => General Discussions => Topic started by: squirtthecat on December 28, 2009, 05:57:36 AM

Title: Chili Cookoff
Post by: squirtthecat on December 28, 2009, 05:57:36 AM

Mrs STC's school is having a chili cookoff for a fundraiser..  No major competition, just for fun, some cash prizes and general smack talk.

I think I'm going to enter my 15 bean smoked pork concoction, but I need a clever 'team name'.

If anyone here has any connections to teachers, or school policy in general, you will know the phrase

"No Child Left Behind"

I'm thinking a slight spin on that:

"No Swine Left Behind"

Ideas/Thoughts?

I might even smoke the beans..   ;)

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_CbvAIVzmFFM/Szi4sFoCu4I/AAAAAAABB3E/-SbtPp4Zo4U/s800/cookoff_forweb.jpg)
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: FLBentRider on December 28, 2009, 06:03:06 AM
Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Smokin' in the pigs room.

Chili enough for you.
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: Quarlow on December 28, 2009, 06:11:19 AM
Well I don't know but I suppose it refers to making sure you don't come back from a field trip with less kids than you went with. Either that or it refers to the fact that there is no such thing as failing a grade.
I really like the name you picked. Let see what others come out, this should be fun.
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: squirtthecat on December 28, 2009, 06:36:06 AM

Got a good one from a coworker...

The "Has Beans"..

The kids could draw pictures of beans and pigs.

I was really liking the Smokin' In the Boys Room spin by FLBR, but I'd get in a world of trouble having her kids draw pictures of pigs smoking.   :o :o
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: Tenpoint5 on December 28, 2009, 06:52:57 AM
Rachel's Raging Swine Stew Crew
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: squirtthecat on December 28, 2009, 06:54:36 AM
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on December 28, 2009, 06:52:57 AM
Rachel's Raging Swine Stew Crew

Nice!
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: Habanero Smoker on December 28, 2009, 01:57:17 PM
With the worry about swine flu, having that in your name may shave a few points off. :)
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: hal4uk on December 28, 2009, 05:07:44 PM
The John Deere Singers!
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: squirtthecat on December 28, 2009, 05:23:25 PM
MrsC the Teacher/Assistant Principal voted:

"No Swine Left Behind"

And her kids will be in charge of decorations for my table.

I'll type up an explanation as to what that is so funny later...
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: Gizmo on December 28, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
With 15 beans in the pot maybe you should rethink this "No Swine Left Behind"
to:
No Pants Left on the Behind.     ;D
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: classicrockgriller on December 28, 2009, 06:13:34 PM
"Here Kid Hold My Beer While I Make Some Damn Chili"

OR

Slap My Butt Chili

Glad I could help. ;D
Title: Re: Chili Cookoff
Post by: squirtthecat on December 28, 2009, 06:25:41 PM

Pass the Windex...   :D