BRADLEY SMOKER | "Taste the Great Outdoors"

Miscellaneous Topics => New Topics => Topic started by: MallardWacker on April 02, 2005, 02:21:38 PM

Title: A human genome issue....
Post by: MallardWacker on April 02, 2005, 02:21:38 PM
For your wonderment....
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5565432905&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

(http://www.dow-mgc.org/files/mallardwacker/peta-sucks.gif)
SmokeOn,
(http://www.azbbqa.com/forum/phpbb2/images/avatars/gallery/AZBBQA/mallardsmall.gif)
mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know.  But...

Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: oguard on April 02, 2005, 04:54:58 PM
WOW and thats all I gotta say about that.[:D][:D][:D][:D]

<b><font face="Comic Sans MS">KEEP ON SMOKIN</font id="Comic Sans MS"></b>
<b><font face="Comic Sans MS">Mike</font id="Comic Sans MS"></b>
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: 3rensho on April 02, 2005, 05:55:53 PM
Only time will tell if P.T. Barnum was right [:D][:D]

Tom

Smokin' in Switzerland
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Habanero Smoker on April 02, 2005, 08:21:09 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by 3rensho</i>
<br />Only time will tell if P.T. Barnum was right [:D][:D]

Tom

Smokin' in Switzerland
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
He is right, and the time comes and goes every minute.[:D]
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: nsxbill on April 02, 2005, 08:29:00 PM
I drank some virgin mary's with a girl named Mary and later she wad no longer a virgin..  Wish I would saved some memoabilia.  Maybe I could have sold it to one of the fools that bid up to $20k for the  pan!

Bill

<i>There is room on earth for all God's creatures....on my plate next to the mashed potatoes.</i>
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Chez Bubba on April 02, 2005, 09:50:38 PM
I wonder how much she's gonna want for the stove that cooked it......or the pantsuit she was wearing while cooking it.......or the trailer it was cooked in.

http://www.chezbubba.com
Ya think next time I check into a hotel & they ask "Smoking or Non?" they would mind?
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Habanero Smoker on April 02, 2005, 11:20:51 PM
It seems like she was more concerned about getting her picture posted than the pan. If you want to sell the pan, you would get a better close up of it, or maybe she did not want to show the details. [;)]

<font size="3"><font color="red">HINT:</font id="red"> </font id="size3"> If you are trying to sell an <font color="blue">OFFICIAL HOLY PAN- Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich </font id="blue">-  don't wear a "Bad Girl" T-Shirt.[}:)]
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: JJC on April 03, 2005, 03:39:52 AM
Gee, I would have considered a bid on the object, but the $15 shipping cost is just prohibitive . . .

John
Newton MA
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: JJC on April 03, 2005, 03:55:45 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Habanero Smoker</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by 3rensho</i>
<br />Only time will tell if P.T. Barnum was right [:D][:D]

Tom

Smokin' in Switzerland
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
He is right, and the time comes and goes every minute.[:D]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
Here at Tufts (where I work), we consider P.T. Barnum a real hero.  Good ol' PT was an early benefactor of the school, and when he died in 1870-something, he donated both of the elephants that made his circus famous (Jumbo, a huge African elephant, and a smaller albino elephant) to Tufts University.  Jumbo and the albino were stuffed and mounted outside Barnum Hall (the home of the Biology Department). From that time on, all the Tufts athletic teams have had the nickname "The Jumbos".  Before all important home matches, Tufts sports teams would give ol' Jumbo a kiss before heading down to the field.  When Barnum's circus partner, Bailey, died, he left his circus stuff to Bridgewater College in Connecticut.  They claimed half of the elephants, and the Tufts president at the time said fine, they could have half--the back half! Bridgewater wisely declined the offer, but Tufts gave Bridgewater the albino elephant as a good-will gesture, and it resides there today.  In 1975, Jumbo burned to ashes in a tragic fire, and today a bronzed replica stands in his place and is still kissed by hopeful Tufts athletes (including my son) before important home games.  Is that sick, or what . . .  [:D]

Anyway, you can tell it's a Saturday night and I have nothing better to do than watch the Final Four and spout useless history . . . [8D]

John
Newton MA
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Cold Smoke on April 03, 2005, 05:49:50 AM
Holy Moly!!! Some people are whacked.....A grill cheese frying pan??? -and only for $20,000 dineros/bones/rubles/pesos.....[?][?][?][?][?]
Jeez, Louise- maybe it's time to call Dr. Phil....I think I'm missing something....[V][xx(][:(][?]

Cold Smoke
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: JJC on April 03, 2005, 06:13:05 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cold Smoke</i>
<br />Holy Moly!!! Some people are whacked.....
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
Glad you continued on with your post . . . at first I thought you  were referring to me [:D][:D][;)]

John
Newton MA
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: whitetailfan on April 03, 2005, 07:37:15 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JJC</i>
<br />Gee, I would have considered a bid on the object, but the $15 shipping cost is just prohibitive . . .

John
Newton MA
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
[:D][:D][:D]ROFLMAO[:D][:D]

I once cooked a pizza in my oven...that when I pulled it out...left oven rack impressions...that believe it or not...are in direct scale...to the diameter and width of the bars on Al Capone's cell.  I'll see if I can dig up the polaroids of it.

Where would you gents like to start the bidding?[;)]

I am choosing the Bradley Smoker Forum over Christie's Auction house, not because this is a scam, but because I feel that I should offer first dibs to my friends here who like smoked food.

BTW, if bidding exceeds $20K USD, I'll cover the shipping inside of Canada and the lower 48.  Sorry Kummok, you will be required to pay a $15USD flat rate.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/whitetailfan/wtbuck.bmp)
<font color="green">whitetailfan</font id="green">
"Nice Rack"
Lethbridge, AB
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: MallardWacker on April 04, 2005, 01:51:16 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Gee, I would have considered a bid on the object, but the $15 shipping cost is just prohibitive . . .<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
 <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">or the pantsuit she was wearing while cooking it.......or the trailer it was cooked in.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

BAAAAAAHLAHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL[:D]

We do have depth of insight on this forum that is second to none!

(http://www.dow-mgc.org/files/mallardwacker/peta-sucks.gif)
SmokeOn,
(http://www.azbbqa.com/forum/phpbb2/images/avatars/gallery/AZBBQA/mallardsmall.gif)
mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know.  But...

Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Habanero Smoker on April 04, 2005, 01:57:42 PM
I wish I did not see this thread. Every time I get ready to purchase the Procomm4, something else comes up that I have to spend my money on. [:D]
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: JJC on April 04, 2005, 08:28:42 PM
You know, I just realized that here in MA, the sales tax on the fry pan would be about the same as the cost of the ProComm4/Guru.  I wonder if I can convince my wife what a bargain the ProComm is [?][?][?]

John
Newton MA
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: BigSmoker on April 04, 2005, 08:47:43 PM
My Grand Dad was a very successful salesman.  A honest Christian man that gave people a good product at a fair price.  Not only was he a good salesman but also had a terrific head for business and investments.  He left my Grand Mother well set and now my Dad has inherited my Grand Dads hard work.  Long story short my Grand Dad had a little plaque with a picture of a guy that looked liked he had just lost his best friend.  The caption at the bottom was "A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted".  I saw this plaque at least once a week and it is definitely true.  Yes I have made some poor decisions but for someone to believe a grilled cheese sandwich and the pan that cooked it have been Holy blessed by God pushes the realm of reality.

Jeff

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Jeff100/shopping.gif)
 (//www.bbqshopping.com)
Some say BBQ is in your blood, if thats true my blood must be BBQ sauce.
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: nsxbill on April 04, 2005, 08:55:20 PM
You are all lucky!  The reserve price on the item has dropped, and it has been relisted with a new reserve.  What a surprise!  Available until tomorrow:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5568925752

No thanks needed, that's what friends are for!

Bill

<i>There is room on earth for all God's creatures....on my plate next to the mashed potatoes.</i>
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: MallardWacker on April 04, 2005, 09:27:34 PM
You guys are way to FREEK'N funny, man I am still laughing....still laughing.[:D][:D][:D]



(http://www.dow-mgc.org/files/mallardwacker/peta-sucks.gif)
SmokeOn,
(http://www.azbbqa.com/forum/phpbb2/images/avatars/gallery/AZBBQA/mallardsmall.gif)
mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know.  But...

Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Chez Bubba on April 05, 2005, 05:13:43 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by BigSmoker</i>
<br />Long story short my Grand Dad had a little plaque with a picture of a guy that looked liked he had just lost his best friend.  The caption at the bottom was "A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted".  I saw this plaque at least once a week and it is definitely true.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Jeff, but the main question is, how much will you be selling this plaque for as an inspiration to all of America, should bring in about 50K based on past experience.[;)][:0][:(] Or maybe you should offer a Ziplock bag, full of Anna Nicole's farts while she was in surgery for her latest "adjustment".[:(!]

Whatta crock!

Kirk

http://www.chezbubba.com
Ya think next time I check into a hotel & they ask "Smoking or Non?" they would mind?
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Oldman on April 07, 2005, 08:53:48 AM
Gents I don't speak about this however I got to this time. There was time in my past life when I could read and write in biblical greek. Things like this are what gives the good Christain's outlook a really bad name.

This is the type of crap that people seem to remember when they look at the Bible and what it means to some real believers. I may not follow the way any longer but I know its path... this is wrong.

Olds
(http://www.dow-mgc.org/smilies/Launch47.gif)

http://rminor.com
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: whitetailfan on April 20, 2005, 07:33:21 PM
Finally someone who tells it like it is...
This is stupid funny, I hope she sells the chip, because at least she did not lie, or try to prey on someone's religious beliefs.
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5574305639&rd=1
Have a good day folks.

EDIT: Unlike this disgrace.  Could not help but come back and add this one to the posting
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5572948193&rd=1&

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/whitetailfan/wtbuck.bmp)
<font color="green">whitetailfan</font id="green">
"Nice Rack"
Lethbridge, AB
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Chez Bubba on April 21, 2005, 03:28:58 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whitetailfan</i>
<br />Unlike this disgrace.  Could not help but come back and add this one to the posting
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5572948193&rd=1&<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
Unbelievable, whatta POS![:(!][B)][V]

http://www.chezbubba.com
Ya think next time I check into a hotel & they ask "Smoking or Non?" they would mind?
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: MallardWacker on April 21, 2005, 01:49:51 PM
There maybe some hope for humanity here, at least there easn't any bids....

(http://www.dow-mgc.org/files/mallardwacker/peta-sucks.gif)
SmokeOn,
(http://www.azbbqa.com/forum/phpbb2/images/avatars/gallery/AZBBQA/mallardsmall.gif)
mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know.  But...

Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Phone Guy on April 29, 2005, 12:19:47 AM
Ok, I'm going to start looking through the garage. I'm not a big funion fan but that is a pretty big one.

True story; I was in Moscow (not Idaho)in April of 2002 and bought a bag of M&M's (Not easy to find but needed my western fix) that were all pink. Yes all pink. I looked all over the bag and found nothing about a contest of any kind so we ate them. They tasted just like all the others I'd ever eaten so I was satisfied. I never did find out what that was all about. Had I known about ebay I'd be rich right now. I'd still be a smoker though, I'm addicted to the Bradley and I use it 2 or 3 times a week, but its all good.
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Habanero Smoker on April 29, 2005, 12:41:52 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Phone Guy</i>
<br />Ok, I'm going to start looking through the garage. I'm not a big funion fan but that is a pretty big one.

True story; I was in Moscow (not Idaho)in April of 2002 and bought a bag of M&M's (Not easy to find but needed my western fix) that were all pink. Yes all pink. I looked all over the bag and found nothing about a contest of any kind so we ate them. They tasted just like all the others I'd ever eaten so I was satisfied. I never did find out what that was all about. Had I known about ebay I'd be rich right now. I'd still be a smoker though, I'm addicted to the Bradley and I use it 2 or 3 times a week, but its all good.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
PhoneGuy;
I don't think you would get much. If you go to the M&M website you can get almost any color you want, and you can also have your name or small phrase put on them. On the other hand, the prices that M&M charges, you probably be better off buying them off E-bay[:D]
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Phone Guy on April 29, 2005, 12:56:57 AM
Darn I thought I was special. Oh well, I think I'll grill a cheese sandwich and try again.[;)]
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Oldman on April 29, 2005, 01:58:22 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Darn I thought I was special. Oh well, I think I'll grill a cheese sandwich and try again<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
Too funny!

Olds
(http://www.dow-mgc.org/smilies/Launch47.gif)
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: MallardWacker on April 29, 2005, 01:45:50 PM
Phone Dude,

A few years back I had to spend a year one week in Moscow also.  Dang 7million people and 1/3 are transient.  For business not for pleasure.  I had teach their "specialist" (everyone is some sort of specialist) about photo copy machines(considering they have been out-lawed for the past 30 yeras that was no easy task.  Kind of cool, the the first couple of nights we had to stay at a ex KGB Duchess camp called the Silver Forest on the bank of some river somewhere.  Never been so scared, they could of killed me and NO ONE would of found me.  Then finally got a hotel off Arbot(sp?) street.  Still freaken scary after dark.  Went down to the bar every night to drink weak Pepsi instead of the water.   Man I could go on for a while here, anything from the BLUE milk to the meat market that had black panties in the cooler window sitting right next to the cuts of meat.(Go for it Chez....)

(http://www.dow-mgc.org/files/mallardwacker/peta-sucks.gif)
SmokeOn,
(http://www.azbbqa.com/forum/phpbb2/images/avatars/gallery/AZBBQA/mallardsmall.gif)
mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know.  But...

Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Phone Guy on April 29, 2005, 11:34:39 PM
The milk was a little unusual. It came in a box that was stored in the cupboard. I couldn't even tell you what the name of the street is that we stayed on. Arbot is by the Kremlin if I remember right. If you think Moscow was bad try Volgagrad(used to be Stalingrad). Moscow is like L.A. compared to Volgagrad. There are about a million people there but the city is only 3.5 miles deep, its real long, stretches along the Volga river. Most are still communist. My interpreter lived in a house with no running water or phone service but across the dirt alley were half million dollar homes, new Russian(MOB) I would guess. The people were great though. My interpreter, Luda, moved with all of her family to Spokan, Washington.
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Phone Guy on April 29, 2005, 11:37:42 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">[ meat market that had black panties in the cooler window sitting right next to the cuts of meat.(Go for it Chez....)


<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

Interesting, Was that Pork?
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: Oldman on April 30, 2005, 01:45:40 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Interesting, Was that Pork?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">(http://i15.ebayimg.com/01/i/03/a0/c5/ea_2.JPG)<hr noshade size="1"><hr noshade size="1">Naw looks more like bacon to me. [:D]

Olds
(http://www.dow-mgc.org/smilies/Launch47.gif)
Title: Re: A human genome issue....
Post by: MallardWacker on May 02, 2005, 02:06:24 PM
You guys are still the funniest around....Old's she could be a Roosky.

That was the thing about the women around there.  First there were NO lookers, period.  I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  Second if you think you saw one, all that was to them was the head, anything below-- it was large---big biceps, big forearms, big bellies and butts and last but not least their honkin big calf's.  Then the "Skull's" (women of the evening)----RUN FOR THE HILLS.......E-gads folks,  when I got on the plane to come home and the AMERICAN stewart asked for if I wanted some orange juice while we were waiting to take off....this guy got his juice and commenced to crying--like blubbering stupid crying.  Man that is an armpit of hell that I don't want to go back to.  I truly feel sorry for folks there.

(http://www.dow-mgc.org/files/mallardwacker/peta-sucks.gif)
SmokeOn,
(http://www.azbbqa.com/forum/phpbb2/images/avatars/gallery/AZBBQA/mallardsmall.gif)
mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know.  But...