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Title: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: FLBentRider on January 29, 2010, 07:42:34 AM
BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

Argentines are the world's biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.

"Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech.

(Reporting by Karina Grazina; Writing by Helen Popper)
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: Pachanga on January 29, 2010, 08:07:26 AM
Someone reads Drudge in the morning.
Maybe not.  Drudge is a little different article.

Anyway, Brisket is off the menu for a while.

Pachanga
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: Tiny Tim on January 29, 2010, 08:15:22 AM
Think I'll stay with Beef.........until I find a girlfriend. ;D
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: OU812 on January 29, 2010, 08:24:26 AM
Sounds like I need to get my wife to eat more pork.  :D
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: Ka Honu on January 29, 2010, 08:58:00 AM
Quote from: OU812 on January 29, 2010, 08:24:26 AM... get my wife to eat more pork. 

No way I'm touching that line!
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: KyNola on January 29, 2010, 09:27:23 AM
The Turtle and I are leaving this alone!! :D
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: KevinG on January 29, 2010, 09:50:17 AM
I don't think it'll matter, your turtle has already been violated.
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: seemore on January 29, 2010, 09:53:52 AM
I heard the rim shots after every single response to this post!!!
Love it!!
Mrs.
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: oakville smoker on January 29, 2010, 10:43:12 AM
She said it did not cost anything to try it
Where does she get pork for free?   LOL
I want some...  and the :o other stuff the pork apparently does
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: Oldman on January 29, 2010, 10:46:55 AM
And here I thought it was chicken... damn!   ;D
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: FLBentRider on January 29, 2010, 11:06:23 AM
At least in this country (and Canada too) you can buy a pork butt without a prescription for now...
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: oakville smoker on January 29, 2010, 11:17:29 AM
FLB
You raise a valid point
pork butt by prescription only?????  yikes.  We must be protected against ourselves !
Would it have to go mouldy and turn blue?
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: Kummok on January 29, 2010, 04:14:17 PM
What if your spouse is already a pig?!?!? :o :o   I say stick with salmon!  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: car54 on January 29, 2010, 04:21:56 PM
I think Argentina is right. Look at all the pork in Washington and they are screwing us.

Brad
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: oakville smoker on January 29, 2010, 04:46:05 PM
We had pork for dinner tonight
I will report the results tomorrow morning    :P    :P    ::)
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: hal4uk on January 29, 2010, 06:21:19 PM
Goodness gracious...  No wonder they call it porking...

But seriously, folks, watch your email inbox...
I received an offer for some pills that were GUARANTEED to increase my, you know, AT LEAST 3 inches!!!!
Heck, I was just about to click the BUY button...

Then it occured to me...
What in the world would I do with a 17 incher?  Heck, that's just crazy.
Title: Re: Now I know why this site is so popular
Post by: Tiny Tim on January 29, 2010, 06:24:44 PM
Well, maybe get a lil' closer to the "i" spot.