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Title: Jesus is watching you
Post by: Oldman on January 29, 2010, 08:23:46 AM
A burglar broke into a house one night.  He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

(http://www.susanminor.org/Rayeimages/parrot.jpg)

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

(http://www.susanminor.org/Rayeimages/Rottweiler.jpg)
Jesus
Title: Re: Jesus is watching you
Post by: FLBentRider on January 29, 2010, 08:25:47 AM
LOL
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Post by: OU812 on January 29, 2010, 08:30:31 AM
GOOD ONE!
Title: Re: Jesus is watching you
Post by: pensrock on January 29, 2010, 08:42:00 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jesus is watching you
Post by: 3rensho on January 29, 2010, 08:58:32 AM
Good one Ray.  ;D ;D
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Post by: KevinG on January 29, 2010, 09:19:59 AM
LOL  ;D
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Post by: seemore on January 29, 2010, 09:58:35 AM
 :) :) :) :) :)
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Post by: dbondy on January 29, 2010, 10:23:05 AM
Good one lol. ;D ;D
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Post by: manxman on January 29, 2010, 12:44:01 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Jesus is watching you
Post by: NePaSmoKer on January 29, 2010, 12:52:25 PM
 :D  :D  :D

ROTFL

I bout split an A$$ gasket on that............Good one Raye
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Post by: RossP on January 29, 2010, 01:14:55 PM
Thanks I needed that today. Having a tough one at work.

Ross
Title: Re: Jesus is watching you
Post by: Habanero Smoker on January 29, 2010, 01:43:36 PM
I agree. This one is way too funny.
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Post by: hal4uk on January 29, 2010, 06:43:33 PM
Good one!
Title: Re: Jesus is watching you
Post by: HCT on January 30, 2010, 04:57:10 AM
Nice one. :D :D
Title: Re: Jesus is watching you
Post by: iceman on January 30, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
Well I guess I know what to name the next pup of the house. Good one Olds.  :D