Yes, I know it doesn't fit the section.
So last Friday I put some pork in to smoke, a while later my wife and I went to the bank to get some cash so we could make change at the Farmers' market. We had to see a teller so we waited and then went up to a nice young lady. A few moments later she starts sniffing and then she looks at me and says "Oh, you smell good! You smell like smoked meat!"
It was 11;30am. "I've been working since 7am and boy now I'm really ready for lunch..."
It was a good thing my wife was there. Plus, I'm almost 60.
If only I had known about this 40 years ago!
Regards, Rich
That's funny! Sorta goes with the bacon add you see on TV. You know where the 2 ladies are talking and one of them has bacon in her purse to attract men (Taco Bell add I think)
funny though a good way to pick up women
Great story. Yeah, 40 years ago it would have been nice to run across a young lady with refined taste like this one.
My other smells must outperform, cause nobody's hitting on me.
Quote from: KevinG on August 12, 2010, 09:46:55 AM
My other smells must outperform, cause nobody's hitting on me.
Skunk pig?... ;D
We should bottle that up and sell it...
So that's why them women at the grocery follow me around. I thought I was a stud or something.........
Ron, stop carrying that sliced brisket around in your pockets ;D
Quote from: ArnieM on August 12, 2010, 07:41:27 PM
Ron, stop carrying that sliced brisket around in your pockets ;D
is that Boudain in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
:D
Quote from: monty on August 12, 2010, 08:04:04 PM
Quote from: ArnieM on August 12, 2010, 07:41:27 PM
Ron, stop carrying that sliced brisket around in your pockets ;D
is that Boudain in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
:D
Good one monty. I'll have to get another drink.