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Miscellaneous Topics => General Discussions => Topic started by: addisonbb on August 18, 2010, 10:06:04 AM

Title: Pleasing A Women
Post by: addisonbb on August 18, 2010, 10:06:04 AM

A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men from floors of

choices.

Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the

door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?

So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads

the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And

up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman,

"very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are

impossible to please.
What'd You Think?

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Title: Re: Pleasing A Women
Post by: beefmann on August 18, 2010, 10:19:55 AM
that  is so funny
Title: Re: Pleasing A Women
Post by: NePaSmoKer on August 18, 2010, 01:04:17 PM
So what does this have to do with our forum? Besides being spam
Title: Re: Pleasing A Women
Post by: KyNola on August 18, 2010, 01:12:29 PM
Reported
Title: Re: Pleasing A Women
Post by: Quarlow on August 18, 2010, 02:19:46 PM
Should have been posted on the "Funny story of the day" post. Of course it is already been posted there before.