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Title: To my fellow "Old Dogs"
Post by: Oldman on August 20, 2010, 02:32:53 PM
To my fellow "Old Dogs"

One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, no! I'm in deep doo-doo now!'
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'


Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'


Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.


The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.


The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!


Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
'Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!


Moral of this story... 

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!  BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.


Of course, I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more 'youthfully challenged'.


You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?

Title: Re: To my fellow "Old Dogs"
Post by: Sailor on August 20, 2010, 04:38:43 PM
That made my day!  Whoot
Title: Re: To my fellow "Old Dogs"
Post by: TestRocket on August 20, 2010, 04:50:16 PM
Kind of like the old and young bull standing on a hill overlooking a herd of cows. The young bull says "let's run down the hill and have our way with a few of those cows" and the old bull says "let's walk down the hill and have our way with all of those cows"!

It's called wisdom! And yea, it comes with age!

Ruff, ruff!

Not that I'm old or anything?  ;)
Title: Re: To my fellow "Old Dogs"
Post by: Habanero Smoker on August 21, 2010, 01:23:27 AM
That makes me feel a little better about getting older. ;D
Title: Re: To my fellow "Old Dogs"
Post by: 3rensho on August 21, 2010, 04:29:21 AM
Good one Olds.  I gots plenty of wisdom.
Title: Re: To my fellow "Old Dogs"
Post by: beefmann on September 03, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
good story, German Shepard's are  smarter then you  think, along  with  some of  old guys
Title: Re: To my fellow "Old Dogs"
Post by: JerkyAddict on September 03, 2010, 11:52:40 AM
 I used to get blamed for stirring up the pot. As I've gotten older, all the stirring hurts my shoulders. Now I just plant the seeds and watch them grow ;)