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Title: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: Grillin and Chillin on June 22, 2005, 02:47:12 PM
My pulse is racing, my heart is pounding, my head is swimming with delight, my thoughts are running wild with anticipation. Per the UPS tracking number, my SSBS is to be delivered today. The UPS terminal is only 30 miles from my house. Just think somewhere out there, within mere moments, is my Bradley just waiting to reach its final destination where it can be<b> loved, nurtured, cherished and appreciated. </b>

<b><font color="red">COME HOME TO DADDY SWEETHEART, COME HOME</font id="red"><font color="red">!!!</font id="red"></b>[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

Ya'll just thought I had a bunch of questions before, just wait till Lucinda gets' here. (That's what I've named my SSBS, Lucinda, purty ain't it)
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: Phone Guy on June 22, 2005, 05:11:09 PM
I know the feeling. When the UPS tracking said "Out for delivery" I couldn't stand it!
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: BigSmoker on June 22, 2005, 06:21:27 PM
I had a great aunt named Lucinda Maude[:D].

Jeff

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 (//www.bbqshopping.com)
Some say BBQ is in your blood, if thats true my blood must be BBQ sauce.
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: Oldman on June 22, 2005, 07:57:36 PM
If Lucinda does not sound like a soft spot on a hard moment I don't know what does....[:D]

Does she do weekends? LOL!

Opps OH NO here cometh A Chez again!

Olds
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Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: Grillin and Chillin on June 22, 2005, 08:43:16 PM
It's 2:42 local time and still Lucinda has not arrived. Woe is me.

I feel like I'm waiting for a mail order bride.
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: Grillin and Chillin on June 22, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Well, Lucinda finally made it. She's wearing a beautiful stainless steel gown with a lovely black Bradley cover for a veil. I carried her across the threshold and she is now in the process of seasoning with some hickory pucks.

Ah, young love.
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: psdubl07 on June 22, 2005, 11:09:30 PM
Dude, if you put any extra holes in her she ain't gonna work so good.... [:0]
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: Chez Bubba on June 23, 2005, 02:13:20 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by psdubl07</i>
<br />Dude, if you put any extra holes in her she ain't gonna work so good.... [:0]
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Plus you might burn yourself![;)]

Kirk

http://www.chezbubba.com
Ya think next time I check into a hotel & they ask "Smoking or Non?" they would mind?
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: tsquared on June 23, 2005, 03:03:54 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">just wait till Lucinda gets' here. (That's what I've named my SSBS, Lucinda, purty ain't it)<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
I believe B.B.'s guitar is called Lucinda, isn't it? Southern BBQ all the way!
T2
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: MWS on June 23, 2005, 03:08:17 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by tsquared</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">just wait till Lucinda gets' here. (That's what I've named my SSBS, Lucinda, purty ain't it)<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
I believe B.B.'s guitar is called Lucinda, isn't it? Southern BBQ all the way!
T2
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BB's guitar is called Lucille....[8D]

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/mw_s/barbecue_man.gif)<i><font color="green"><b>Mike </i></font id="green"></b>

<i><font color="black">"Men like to barbecue, men will cook if danger is involved".</i></font id="black">
 -John Wayne

Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: Chez Bubba on June 23, 2005, 03:14:28 AM
You ever hear the story about when BB's girlfriend decided to surprise him for his birthday? She got his initials tattooed on each of her butt cheeks. When she showed it to him, he said "Who the hell is BOB!"[:D][:D]

Sorry if I've offended anybody, email me & I'll delete this as soon as I get it.[B)] Just thought it was funny.

Kirk

http://www.chezbubba.com
Ya think next time I check into a hotel & they ask "Smoking or Non?" they would mind?
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: MWS on June 23, 2005, 04:08:11 AM
Don't be silly Chez...besides, if you were to delete every one of your posts you were afraid would offend, you'd be down to a couple of hundred total I'm sure.[:D][:D] Just kidding...[:D]

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/mw_s/barbecue_man.gif)<i><font color="green"><b>Mike </i></font id="green"></b>

<i><font color="black">"Men like to barbecue, men will cook if danger is involved".</i></font id="black">
 -John Wayne

Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: JJC on June 23, 2005, 04:21:22 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Chez Bubba</i>
<br />You ever hear the story about when BB's girlfriend decided to surprise him for his birthday? She got his initials tattooed on each of her butt cheeks. When she showed it to him, he said "Who the hell is BOB!"[:D][:D]<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

LMFAO [:D][:D][:D][:D] -- no bun intended

John
Newton MA
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: Grillin and Chillin on June 23, 2005, 04:33:32 AM
all of ya'll are crazy
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: Phone Guy on June 23, 2005, 08:05:56 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Grillin and Chillin</i>
<br />all of ya'll are crazy
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Riiigghhttt.[:p][:p]
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: BigSmoker on June 23, 2005, 08:25:33 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JJC</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Chez Bubba</i>
<br />You ever hear the story about when BB's girlfriend decided to surprise him for his birthday? She got his initials tattooed on each of her butt cheeks. When she showed it to him, he said "Who the hell is BOB!"[:D][:D]<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

LMFAO [:D][:D][:D][:D] -- no bun intended

John
Newton MA
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Even funnier LOL[8D]

Jeff

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 (//www.bbqshopping.com)
Some say BBQ is in your blood, if thats true my blood must be BBQ sauce.
Title: Re: Everyone hold their collective breaths
Post by: psdubl07 on June 27, 2005, 06:09:02 PM
Chez, that is hilarious..... [:p][:D]

LMFBO (Bob)