I found a web site that has bacon flavored or scented items. They also have a ton of things you did not know existed and gotta have by next months family get together.
Their web address is: http://www.thinkgeek.com/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/)
I'm not going to tell you what it is but you need to order item number e5a7 and place it in your cupboard or refrigerator in plain sight and send someone (hint hint...mother-in-law...hint hint) to get something you need to cook with or get another beer. Personally, I would NOT send your spouse as the "3 AM elbow to the ribs" hurts!!! I especially like the Come to the dark side - We have cookies apron and it's signed V for Vader. It's also available as a t-shirt. I also see a lot of OMGWTFBBQ aprons being worn at upcoming family functions..............have fun looking at the site!!!
Ray
Yep, that would get their attention.
Need to get one of those and just park it in the pantry and wait. Or maybe a neighbors pantry.
http://dinnerinabottle.com/beef-jerky
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