Type into Google the following:
<b>french military victories</b>...
...and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button which bypasses the list of search results and jumps directly to the first Web page in the list.
<b><font size="3"><font color="red">OOOOOoooooooooooow Now that's BAD~~!</font id="red"></font id="size3"></b>
Olds
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I understand that the French Army recently had a significant set back. The White flag manufacturer in Paris was apparently destroyed by fire, and they are scrambling to find another supplier.
Bill
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That IS BAAAAAD, LOL. Did you follow the thread Olds?
Thanks for sharing that one with us.
JW
Oh ya I read it. As someone on another thread said I laughed through the whole read, but this one just busted me up....
<hr noshade size="1"><b>- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
</b><hr noshade size="1"> Now that is really bad!
What is funny is this is a so-so spoofed site.
<hr noshade size="1"><b>Steve Lerner, a <font color="blue">22-year-old Toronto student</font id="blue">, said he created the page as "a humorous way of showing political opposition against France's weaseling."</b><hr noshade size="1">
Next time you check it out look at the address bar. [:D][:D][:D][:D] This kid is good at a so-so spoof joke. Its been up since 2003 and he still is holding the #1 spot on google... now that takes talent.
Olds
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Olds - if you read my site you would've known that one a long time ago! [:D]
http://www.bananaskin.com/friends/archives/000028.html#000028
Here's a couple more:
http://www.bananaskin.com/friends/archives/000010.html#000010
http://www.bananaskin.com/friends/archives/000033.html#000033
What a quote.
"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion."
---Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense
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mski
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If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know. But...
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Be nice now boys.....
<i><font color="green"><b>Mike </i></font id="green"></b>
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-John Wayne
But Mike we do make exception... just look at how much you're loved here.... [:p]
Olds
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