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Title: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: squirtthecat on May 13, 2011, 04:37:47 PM

Hal calls me last night...    I need a truck tomorrow.

Ok..

Going to pick up a 15'x15' tent at Armbrusters.   It's used, and a heck of a deal.

Ok..



So I roll there after work..    Thinking, Ok - this should fit easily, and the poles are probably collapsible.

The loading bay door rolls open (should have been my first clue) and 2 guys and I stand there and look:

1.  at my Ranger.
2.  at the FIFTEEN FOOT poles they have laying there.

They turn to each other and say - well, this will be interesting.

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_CbvAIVzmFFM/Tc2989vTdAI/AAAAAAABYdQ/rhhCjDXQN3c/s800/20110513160510.jpg)

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_CbvAIVzmFFM/Tc299yNd9ZI/AAAAAAABYdY/44Qx2ytj8fg/s800/20110513160520.jpg)


Good thing I picked up 6 cases of water today, and the canopy itself weighed a good 50-60 pounds.  It all went on the ends stuck down under my cargo bar.   Couple straps to tie it all together, and we rolled off into Rush Hour traffic..  (fortunately, most of it was going the other way)


So our first day at the Circus, and we get assigned to the Insane Clown Posse.

Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: hal4uk on May 13, 2011, 04:41:57 PM
Ohhh.. This ain't the first time I ran away with the circus...   ;D

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Been staring at all the pieces/parts... oh my...
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_OWAlOFdBvAg/Tc23_GOdH6I/AAAAAAAABro/_yPKv5ZZ9KA/s800/Photo_057B8FA5-1844-C5FA-97F5-02C68FA407E0.jpg)

Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: Tenpoint5 on May 13, 2011, 05:12:07 PM
This thread brings the beginning of a song to mind by Three Dog Night  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtAlzo_pqys)
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: Ka Honu on May 13, 2011, 06:08:51 PM
Wouldn't it be easier for him to just finish the kitchen instead of starting over in a tent?
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: Keymaster on May 13, 2011, 06:18:17 PM
If Hal calls and wants you to pick up a tiger, top hat and tail coat its time to change the number ;D Cool tent though!!!
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: hal4uk on May 13, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Ka Honu on May 13, 2011, 06:08:51 PM
Wouldn't it be easier for him to just finish the kitchen instead of starting over in a tent?
I plead ADHD.
Heck, I suffered from it before it was even INVENTED.

Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: hal4uk on May 13, 2011, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Keymaster on May 13, 2011, 06:18:17 PM
If Hal calls and wants you to pick up a tiger, top hat and tail coat its time to change the number ;D Cool tent though!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh...  I know where he lives...  And THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on May 13, 2011, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: Ka Honu on May 13, 2011, 06:08:51 PM
Wouldn't it be easier for him to just finish the kitchen instead of starting over in a tent?

Maybe Hal is setting his new kitchin in the tent. ::)

HR
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: KyNola on May 14, 2011, 07:43:49 AM
The subdivision's homeowner's association is gonna LOVE this! :D
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: GusRobin on May 14, 2011, 07:50:01 AM
Hal, Squirt - you got it backwards. You are supposed to run away and join the circus, not bring the circus home with you.
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: squirtthecat on May 14, 2011, 07:55:19 AM
Gus, I'll let Hal field that one..

Pretty sure he used to Bark for the Yak Woman.

And I've seen him deal Three Card Monte.   I doubt that he learned that in Engineering school..
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: TestRocket on May 14, 2011, 10:43:04 AM
Heck it's a circus around my house most of the time...I guess now I need a tent?       ;D
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: jiggerjams on May 14, 2011, 10:51:54 AM
What you guys tenting anyway? A whole Bison? :D
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: ronbeaux on May 14, 2011, 11:17:18 AM
I hope them parts are numbered ::)
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: Quarlow on May 14, 2011, 11:22:44 AM
This is just what I would expect from a couple of clowns anyway.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: muebe on May 14, 2011, 11:27:48 AM
I know one thing....no circus will have the great smoked food your guys make.
Title: Re: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: bears fan on May 14, 2011, 01:43:20 PM
Smoked circus peanuts.....mmmmmm.
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: Ka Honu on May 14, 2011, 01:49:37 PM
Quote from: Quarlow on May 14, 2011, 11:22:44 AM... a couple of clowns
You have no idea!
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: Quarlow on May 14, 2011, 03:57:53 PM
No I don't, but I can well imagine. My dad and his best pal from school were a real pair when they were together.
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: hal4uk on May 14, 2011, 08:29:55 PM
Quote from: jiggerjams on May 14, 2011, 10:51:54 AM
What you guys tenting anyway? A whole Bison? :D

It's for sun/rain relief (when smoking pig parts/partying) in the back yard...

I've been through several cheapie canopies (that weren't really all that cheap).
Probably spent about $500 in the last 3 years --- and got NOTHING to show for it.
(they're all twisted crap in the dump now)

Barring a direct tornado hit, this one should last many years.
It's really well made - by folks that have been making tents for 136 years.
http://www.armbrustertentmaker.com/ (http://www.armbrustertentmaker.com/)
(they must be doing something right!)
This model is a WHOPPING $2,200 new...
SLIGHTLY USED for $800?  Sold.

Funny thing is (this blew my mind!) --- I told the guy what I was gonna do under it he said, "OOHHHH NO... You'll get it all black, sticky, and messed up"...
I said, "I'm not gonna run a stick burner under it -- just a Stump's..."
And he knew what that was!  "Ohh.. You'll be fine!"
Then I told him I might run a Bradley and some pellet poopers too...
"No problem!"  (He knew what ALL that was!)
I've got a feeling he's sold some tents to competiton folks.   ;D



Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: Smokin Soon on May 14, 2011, 10:28:36 PM
How Ya gonna anchor that bad boy down? I have gone through a few 10 x 20's in the past 5 years, and none of the ground ones have worked. Kind of a kick when your neighbor knocks on your door and says " Your cook tent is over here". I have to suspend some concrete blocks to keep it here. Not pretty, but functional.
Title: Re: Squirt and Hal join the Circus..
Post by: hal4uk on May 15, 2011, 07:05:55 PM
Quote from: Smokin Soon on May 14, 2011, 10:28:36 PM
How Ya gonna anchor that bad boy down? I have gone through a few 10 x 20's in the past 5 years, and none of the ground ones have worked. Kind of a kick when your neighbor knocks on your door and says " Your cook tent is over here". I have to suspend some concrete blocks to keep it here. Not pretty, but functional.
I had one of those 10x20 "car cover" tents and "staked" it with 6 concrete blocks.
A storm took it, blocks and all, twisted it like a pretzel and tossed it in a tree.

This tent came with monster stakes and ropes... 
Gonna use a trucker's hitch on each corner.
It's rated for 90mph winds.