BRADLEY SMOKER | "Taste the Great Outdoors"

I thought you guys might enjoy this for the 4th.

I thought they were kind of cute.

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Here's a new twist on how to serve burgers at your next BBQ               
                                                                           
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Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in
a bacon weave, (use the cheese to keep the bacon shell on) Next step, add 
hotdogs pieces as the heads and legs with slits for toes and shape a tail.
If ya really wanna get artistic you can carve a hotdog head with eyes and 
a mouth slit!                                                             
                                                                           
Next Step: Place gently on your grill and cover with an aluminum foil dome
and only turn once or if it's a rainin' you can place yer turtles on an   
oven rack, covered loosely with foil dome and baked for 20-30 minutes at   
400 degrees.                                                               
                                                                           
A little crispy, not too crunchy!                                         
Just how a turtle should be, right?                                       
                                                                           
                                                                           
Slap them Turtles in a hamburger bun and serve!                           
(See if your guests eat 'em head or tail first)                           
                                                     

Watch out for Ka Honu ;D ;D  They do look tasty though.

1.  This is not a "new twist." It was posted (in equally poor taste) about a year ago.

2.  Except for the bacon wrap, it's a disgusting piece of work.

3.  Anyone who'd make or eat one of these deserves to choke on an appendage.

Those look great :)
Ka Honu is just going to have to deal ;)
Carolyn

Yep!!! they do look good, them and some good homemade turtle soup...what a meal that would make...

Sure look fun and good!!

I love me some  turtle soup.

i could manage the beef cheese and bacon, never the hotdogs.

Mmmmmm turtle......  ;D

Quote from: thirtydaZe on June 24, 2011, 11:31:17 AM
i could manage the beef cheese and bacon, never the hotdogs.

Take your self a good hotdog wrap a piece of cheese around it then hanburger around that then a slice of bacon arount all of that and cook indirect heat on the grill,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, NOW THATS GOOD.

Quote from: thirtydaZe on June 24, 2011, 11:31:17 AMi could manage the beef cheese and bacon, never the hotdogs.

Try using Little Smokies or something similar (and pretend that you're not doing a really vile thing int he first place).

This one is slightly less offensive...

MEAT TANK.

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T'anks, squirt.

Kirby
My daughter thinks your turtle burgers are the best. She is going to make them for our July 1st get together for the kids.  ;)

Um, I think we are taking this thread a little too seriously..   

I didn't mean anything with the 'meat tank'.   Just another picture of an inanimate item made of meat and bacon.
(pretty sure I posted that picture when the 'turtle burger' topic came up about a year or so ago)

Sorry to touch a nerve.   Wasn't my intention.   

Kirby,
I think you missed the point.  Ka Honu means "sea turtle".  It has been a running joke for quite a while that anytime anyone mentions doing anything that includes the word "turtle" in it, that Ka Honu is going to take offense.

It's a joke.  Lighten up.

I like turtles :) Cool post KC

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;D