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Miscellaneous Topics => General Discussions => Topic started by: viper125 on August 11, 2011, 01:46:48 PM

Title: Look what come to dinner!
Post by: viper125 on August 11, 2011, 01:46:48 PM
Well I have this nice overlook out back. It has a beautiful Maple tree to sit under and we do. So a couple days ago my grand kids were going to go and sit there. I heard a scream and came out to see this. Hes in fresh water for a week or so to cleanse system then  eats. Now to figure out how. Soup, smoke, grill, casserole or what?
(http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee470/viper1233/snapperresized.jpg)
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Post by: KyNola on August 11, 2011, 01:49:55 PM
Uh oh, Ka Honu is not going to like this! ;D
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Post by: Ka Honu on August 11, 2011, 02:14:49 PM
He doesn't.
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Post by: SnellySmokesEm on August 11, 2011, 03:07:26 PM
Oh.... nooooooooo  say it aint so.....
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Post by: TestRocket on August 11, 2011, 04:05:19 PM
Well I did see an episode on a survival show how to cook it but my guess is your fed it some lettuce, took a few PICS, taught the kids to keep their fingers away from that mouth and watched it walk away. Slowly!  ;D
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Post by: ghost9mm on August 11, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
Now !!! that dude would be in the soup kettle in a new york minute, man they make great turtle soup...
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Post by: Ka Honu on August 11, 2011, 04:32:40 PM
With a little luck, you might not get Salmonellosis or any of the other nasty infectious diseases my brethren (and sistren) carry to make themselves less attractive to human predators.  But then again, you might (and you'd deserve it).
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Post by: DTAggie on August 11, 2011, 09:44:21 PM
Wondering if Viper is serious? ???
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Post by: classicrockgriller on August 11, 2011, 10:27:01 PM
Poor Turtle and right at mating season too.
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Post by: 3rensho on August 11, 2011, 10:34:30 PM
In Mexico I've eaten meat from the sea going variety many times, grilled, and it is delicious.  With fresh tortillas and beans it is a feast. 
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Post by: viper125 on August 12, 2011, 08:51:20 AM
Didn't realize we had so many turtle lovers on a food site. I know they are protected in some areas but Snappers aren't in Ohio. Here there is a over abundance of them. They kill a lot of ducks and eat tons of fish. Also there is a season that protects the breeding. I don't usually bother with them but figured it came to me so i'd try. People around here eat them all the time. Since catching it I have had quite a few people getting on me about letting it go. Whats the difference about me eating a turtle I kill then eating meat including turtle you buy in stores that some one kills for you?
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Post by: 3rensho on August 12, 2011, 08:57:00 AM
QuoteWhats the difference about me eating a turtle I kill then eating meat including turtle you buy in stores that some one kills for you?

No difference whatsoever.  Looking forward to the pics.
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Post by: OU812 on August 12, 2011, 08:59:54 AM
I say go for it.

They are a b!tch to clean but they do taste gooood.

And there a pest around here too.
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Post by: Tenpoint5 on August 12, 2011, 09:02:06 AM
Viper most of the flack your seeing here is all in good natured fun. Since Ka Hanu has always portrayed himself as the Great Turtle of the sea. Everyone is picking on him more than on you. Me I would have that bad boy in a cooking vessel of some sorts be it grilled smoked or fried. Make sure you change the water you have him soaking in
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Post by: viper125 on August 12, 2011, 09:15:15 AM
Thank you! Had me going for a while there. Yes he's in a 55 gal. barrel of fresh water. We change it once to twice a day for around a week. I personally never fooled with killing and cleaning one.  But I was giving it to my son who eats them quite often. Then wife said she'd like to keep this one and try it. Boy always sends a small bowl but not a lot. LOL So i figured we'd make turtle soup and may try something different.
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Post by: classicrockgriller on August 12, 2011, 09:18:17 AM
Trade you some Turtle soup for some squirrel brains and scrambled eggs.
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Post by: ghost9mm on August 12, 2011, 09:24:03 AM
Vip...there are some real good youtube videos on how to clean a turtle..good luck they sure make good soup...
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Post by: Ka Honu on August 12, 2011, 09:58:14 AM
I guess I should be more tolerant; after all there are turtles who kill and eat humans and no one complains about them.  Oops - wasn't supposed to tell you about that.  Forget I said anything.  It's just an urban legend.  Honest.
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Post by: SoCalBuilder on August 12, 2011, 10:03:22 AM
Quote from: Ka Honu on August 12, 2011, 09:58:14 AM
I guess I should be more tolerant; after all there are turtles who kill and eat humans and no one complains about them.  Oops - wasn't supposed to tell you about that.  Forget I said anything.  It's just an urban legend.  Honest.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: ccfdmike on August 12, 2011, 12:32:18 PM
How are you planning to cook the critter?
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Post by: viper125 on August 14, 2011, 12:03:33 PM
Turtles eating people? Now that is just wrong! LOL It should me fine I did the turtle sacrifice dance to the full moon last night. The wife and all the neighbors witnessed it and when the two young men in the white coats came to bring me home today. They said when the meds wear off it will be just fine. :) Well we do have to have some soup but will probably smoke turtle first. Then brown in a little butter,onions and fresh garlic. May also make shiska bobs or fry some with onions ,butter,garlic and mushrooms if I don't come up with something new.