BRADLEY SMOKER | "Taste the Great Outdoors"

Miscellaneous Topics => General Discussions => Topic started by: Caneyscud on November 02, 2011, 09:44:02 AM

Poll
Question: The dozen that brought tears to my eyes.  Which one do you think is the funniest?
Option 1: (whispering) Don't make a move, that crazy son of a b&@ch freezer is empty and is looking for something to smoke. votes: 3
Option 2: I am a lonely cat yet I have my stone friend...yet I see a grasshopper...flopping around...yet I don't want to leave my buddy... votes: 0
Option 3: I'm sorry about what happened last night.  I don't know how Fluffy next door's fur got mixed in my hairball.  You can't believe the basset hound anyway......I hate when you give me the cold silent treatment.......OK...I'll stop seeing her.............. votes: 3
Option 4: Ya know, Things were alot simpler when you had a Bradley Smoker.  But noooo you had to try a Master Built POJ. votes: 0
Option 5: (in a mexican accent) I told ju' not to eat Caney's pulled pork. I think he put a spell on ju' wit he's "Hex box 360" votes: 5
Option 6: "Told you not to screw with his Bradley, but no you had to go anyway" votes: 2
Option 7: Can you believe they call that crap in the bowl "cat food". I want some of that  Kummock's smoked salmon in  the Bradley over there. votes: 0
Option 8: Damn!  Must have been colder than I thought last night! votes: 2
Option 9: dude, what was in that cat nip?  i feel funny.... votes: 2
Option 10: Shhhsshhh Now  Be very quiet and still.  The crazy guy with the stuffer and smoker wont see us votes: 2
Option 11: Good Idea...  Just turn our backs on this cat food and wait for the smoker meat to come out. votes: 1
Option 12: Finally a Wife I can live with.... votes: 6
Title: A little caption writing contest.
Post by: Caneyscud on November 02, 2011, 09:44:02 AM
A recent post I made reminded me of something I had intended to do a year ago at least and never got around to.  Ya'll come up with a good caption for this picture and post it.  I'll collect them and do a poll so they can be voted on.  I've got a Bradley Towel and a hat (or something else if I can't find them) that I'll send to whoever gets the most votes. 

(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/43something/_MD70220.jpg)
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Post by: Sailor on November 02, 2011, 10:57:45 AM
Hey Dude, Wanta get stoned?
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Post by: OU812 on November 02, 2011, 11:07:00 AM
Whatcha lookin at?  ;D
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Post by: Keymaster on November 02, 2011, 11:31:59 AM
True Diversity

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Post by: GusRobin on November 02, 2011, 11:50:03 AM
"Come here often?"
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Post by: NePaSmoKer on November 02, 2011, 11:56:46 AM
Shhhsshhh Now

Be very quiet and still.



The crazy guy with the stuffer and smoker wont see us  :o
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Post by: FLBentRider on November 02, 2011, 12:18:27 PM
You said Medusa went which way?
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Post by: squirtthecat on November 02, 2011, 12:35:01 PM

WHEN did you say the Schwan's Man is coming by?
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Post by: Sailor on November 02, 2011, 12:51:55 PM
Quote from: NePaSmoKer on November 02, 2011, 11:56:46 AM
Shhhsshhh Now

Be very quiet and still.



The crazy guy with the stuffer and smoker wont see us  :o
LOL when I started reading this I thought it would be


Be very quite were hunting wabbits in an Elmer Fudd voice.  ;D
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Post by: Wildcat on November 02, 2011, 12:57:28 PM
Stealth Training.
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Post by: ananomoly on November 02, 2011, 01:21:26 PM
Yea, humans...they're not so bright. ::)
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Post by: Scotty Dog on November 02, 2011, 01:30:51 PM
Good Idea...
Just turn our backs on this cat food and wait for the smoker meat to come out.
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Post by: Chili Head on November 02, 2011, 01:50:51 PM
I'll throw you at those two birds..you bring em back and we'll spatchcock them!


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Post by: sparky1 on November 02, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
dude, i think fefe in heat.  ya want to go and check her out? 
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Post by: standles on November 02, 2011, 02:44:12 PM
Finally a Wife I can live with....
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Post by: ghost9mm on November 02, 2011, 03:00:04 PM
 No matter what you've done wrong, try to make it look like the dog did it...
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Post by: GusRobin on November 02, 2011, 03:04:51 PM
"Told you not to screw with his Bradley, but no you had to go anyway"
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Post by: Tiny Tim on November 02, 2011, 03:21:32 PM
"Is it live or is it Memorex?"
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Post by: mikecorn.1 on November 02, 2011, 03:32:13 PM
Can you believe they call that crap in the bowl "cat food". I want some of that  Kummock's smoked salmon in  the Bradley over there.


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Post by: beefmann on November 02, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
care if i join you
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Post by: ronbeaux on November 02, 2011, 05:40:21 PM
Just because your friends did it doesn't mean it's right!
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Post by: Shasta bob on November 02, 2011, 07:34:37 PM
Stony, how long have you been here? There not coming back!
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Post by: Quarlow on November 02, 2011, 07:42:38 PM
You're much quieter than my last girlfriend, I find it kind of sexy. What are you doing later?
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Post by: ArnieM on November 02, 2011, 08:25:16 PM
Damn!  Must have been colder than I thought last night!
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Post by: hal4uk on November 02, 2011, 09:13:19 PM
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
---George Washington
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Post by: RFT on November 02, 2011, 09:15:29 PM
Dude, you look stoned!


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Post by: KyNola on November 02, 2011, 09:18:29 PM
"Hi Sailor.  Buy a girl a drink?"
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Post by: Scotty Dog on November 02, 2011, 09:19:47 PM
You sure act Hard Up for being a 0 cat.
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Post by: sparky1 on November 02, 2011, 09:26:05 PM
dude, what was in that cat nip?  i feel funny.... ???
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Post by: Scotty Dog on November 02, 2011, 10:57:14 PM
I don't like getting the cold shoulder treatment.  You never talk to me anymore. 
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Post by: La Quinta on November 03, 2011, 01:07:01 AM
I am a lonely cat yet I have my stone friend...yet I see a grasshopper...flopping around...yet I don't want to leave my buddy...

Staying still is sometimes the best option...waiting is not a bad thing...sometimes...


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Post by: NePaSmoKer on November 03, 2011, 03:42:10 AM
Look at you now.

I told ya to lay off the friskies and stay with pulled poke and sticks.

Sent Via Smoke Signals
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Post by: NePaSmoKer on November 03, 2011, 10:42:54 AM
Dont worry Sonny.

nepas didnt really mean to turn you into a concrete cat statue after you told him to shup in the chat room  :o

I heard he got that hex book at some shop in NOLA, Larry and hal told him to just git it  ;D

stc said nepas read the hex wrong  :o
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Post by: rdevous on November 03, 2011, 11:49:59 AM
 
I'm sorry about what happened last night.  I don't know how Fluffy next door's fur got mixed in my hairball.  You can't believe the basset hound anyway......I hate when you give me the cold silent treatment.......OK...I'll stop seeing her..............I love you!
 
 
Ray
 
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Post by: Caneyscud on November 03, 2011, 01:13:52 PM
I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!
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Post by: ArnieM on November 03, 2011, 01:48:25 PM
From my wife Debbie (#1)

"Well, I'm having a bad fur day.  How 'bout you?"
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Post by: ArnieM on November 03, 2011, 01:52:14 PM
From my wife Debbie (#2) - Probably disqualifiers her.

Turn around dummy.  See that nice Polish stoneware bowl with "stuff" in it?
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Post by: ronbeaux on November 03, 2011, 06:17:24 PM
"You should have turned left in Albuquerque!"
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Post by: NePaSmoKer on November 03, 2011, 07:11:09 PM
Ya know, Things were alot simpler when you had a Bradley Smoker.  But noooo you had to try a Master Built POJ.

I hear nepas has a gator in the pond?.

Just saying.

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Post by: Quarlow on November 03, 2011, 07:53:09 PM
 (in a mexican accent) I told ju' not to eat Caney's pulled pork. I think he put a spell on ju' wit he's "Hex box 360"
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Post by: Tiny Tim on November 03, 2011, 08:13:26 PM
"I think I've lost my marble"
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Post by: SiFumar on November 03, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
"When they start smoking, they chase me away!" "How come you get to stay?"
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Post by: SouthernSmoked on November 04, 2011, 04:10:40 AM
Shhhhhh!!! Don't move...stay perfectly still.

Don't be afraid!

Dang, you're good at this....You look petrified!
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Post by: muebe on November 04, 2011, 06:04:04 AM
"Stony....what have you been staring at all these years!?!?!"
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Post by: classicrockgriller on November 04, 2011, 06:23:25 AM
Lot turns to Sara and says ....... "I told you not to look back!"
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Post by: hal4uk on November 04, 2011, 06:21:29 PM
Shhhhhh...  Play dead.
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Post by: OU812 on November 04, 2011, 06:28:03 PM
So,,,,,,,,,,,,you come here often?
Title: A little caption writing contest.
Post by: mikecorn.1 on November 05, 2011, 06:21:36 AM
(whispering) Don't make a move, that crazy son of a b&@ch freezer is empty and is looking for something to smoke.


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Post by: Caneyscud on November 14, 2011, 09:00:50 AM
Ok, finally got around to finishing up selecting what I thought was the funniest.  That has to be one of the hardest things I had to do - much rather cook for 100 people than do that again.  Yousen's are creative and funny.  Got 48 or 49 captions.  Cutting it down to 40 wasn't too hard,  To 30 is starting to get hard - 25 harder still - at 20 I was pulling my hair out - 15 was next to impossible.  Impossible to get to 10 so we have a dozen.  Enjoy!  The poll is at the top of the page.

PS - I found the cap - now I have to find the towel!

Title: A little caption writing contest.
Post by: mikecorn.1 on November 14, 2011, 09:10:37 AM
Quote from: Caneyscud on November 14, 2011, 09:00:50 AM
Ok, finally got around to finishing up selecting what I thought was the funniest.  That has to be one of the hardest things I had to do - much rather cook for 100 people than do that again.  Yousen's are creative and funny.  Got 48 or 49 captions.  Cutting it down to 40 wasn't too hard,  To 30 is starting to get hard - 25 harder still - at 20 I was pulling my hair out - 15 was next to impossible.  Impossible to get to 10 so we have a dozen.  Enjoy!  The poll is at the start of the thread.

PS - I found the cap - now I have to find the towel!
I don't see
The poll


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Post by: Caneyscud on November 14, 2011, 09:15:26 AM
Shoulc be at the top of the page.- maybe it doesn't come over the mobile version.
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Post by: mikecorn.1 on November 14, 2011, 04:44:56 PM
Quote from: Caneyscud on November 14, 2011, 09:15:26 AM
Shoulc be at the top of the page.- maybe it doesn't come over the mobile version.
Yeah. I had to go to a laptop. Thanks for the heads up.


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Post by: Caneyscud on November 17, 2011, 06:50:06 AM
Bump
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Post by: Quarlow on November 20, 2011, 02:43:27 PM
Bump
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Post by: Quarlow on November 24, 2011, 07:10:02 PM
So what is up with this. The poll is messed up for some reason.
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Post by: Tiny Tim on November 24, 2011, 09:03:43 PM
Voting closed on the 21st.
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Post by: Quarlow on November 25, 2011, 03:59:05 PM
Cool.