Poll
Question:
The dozen that brought tears to my eyes. Which one do you think is the funniest?
Option 1: (whispering) Don't make a move, that crazy son of a b&@ch freezer is empty and is looking for something to smoke.
votes: 3
Option 2: I am a lonely cat yet I have my stone friend...yet I see a grasshopper...flopping around...yet I don't want to leave my buddy...
votes: 0
Option 3: I'm sorry about what happened last night. I don't know how Fluffy next door's fur got mixed in my hairball. You can't believe the basset hound anyway......I hate when you give me the cold silent treatment.......OK...I'll stop seeing her..............
votes: 3
Option 4: Ya know, Things were alot simpler when you had a Bradley Smoker. But noooo you had to try a Master Built POJ.
votes: 0
Option 5: (in a mexican accent) I told ju' not to eat Caney's pulled pork. I think he put a spell on ju' wit he's "Hex box 360"
votes: 5
Option 6: "Told you not to screw with his Bradley, but no you had to go anyway"
votes: 2
Option 7: Can you believe they call that crap in the bowl "cat food". I want some of that Kummock's smoked salmon in the Bradley over there.
votes: 0
Option 8: Damn! Must have been colder than I thought last night!
votes: 2
Option 9: dude, what was in that cat nip? i feel funny....
votes: 2
Option 10: Shhhsshhh Now Be very quiet and still. The crazy guy with the stuffer and smoker wont see us
votes: 2
Option 11: Good Idea... Just turn our backs on this cat food and wait for the smoker meat to come out.
votes: 1
Option 12: Finally a Wife I can live with....
votes: 6
A recent post I made reminded me of something I had intended to do a year ago at least and never got around to. Ya'll come up with a good caption for this picture and post it. I'll collect them and do a poll so they can be voted on. I've got a Bradley Towel and a hat (or something else if I can't find them) that I'll send to whoever gets the most votes.
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/43something/_MD70220.jpg)
Hey Dude, Wanta get stoned?
Whatcha lookin at? ;D
True Diversity
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"Come here often?"
Shhhsshhh Now
Be very quiet and still.
The crazy guy with the stuffer and smoker wont see us :o
You said Medusa went which way?
WHEN did you say the Schwan's Man is coming by?
Quote from: NePaSmoKer on November 02, 2011, 11:56:46 AM
Shhhsshhh Now
Be very quiet and still.
The crazy guy with the stuffer and smoker wont see us :o
LOL when I started reading this I thought it would be
Be very quite were hunting wabbits in an Elmer Fudd voice. ;D
Stealth Training.
Yea, humans...they're not so bright. ::)
Good Idea...
Just turn our backs on this cat food and wait for the smoker meat to come out.
I'll throw you at those two birds..you bring em back and we'll spatchcock them!
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dude, i think fefe in heat. ya want to go and check her out?
Finally a Wife I can live with....
No matter what you've done wrong, try to make it look like the dog did it...
"Told you not to screw with his Bradley, but no you had to go anyway"
"Is it live or is it Memorex?"
Can you believe they call that crap in the bowl "cat food". I want some of that Kummock's smoked salmon in the Bradley over there.
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care if i join you
Just because your friends did it doesn't mean it's right!
Stony, how long have you been here? There not coming back!
You're much quieter than my last girlfriend, I find it kind of sexy. What are you doing later?
Damn! Must have been colder than I thought last night!
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
---George Washington
Dude, you look stoned!
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"Hi Sailor. Buy a girl a drink?"
You sure act Hard Up for being a 0 cat.
dude, what was in that cat nip? i feel funny.... ???
I don't like getting the cold shoulder treatment. You never talk to me anymore.
I am a lonely cat yet I have my stone friend...yet I see a grasshopper...flopping around...yet I don't want to leave my buddy...
Staying still is sometimes the best option...waiting is not a bad thing...sometimes...
Look at you now.
I told ya to lay off the friskies and stay with pulled poke and sticks.
Sent Via Smoke Signals
Dont worry Sonny.
nepas didnt really mean to turn you into a concrete cat statue after you told him to shup in the chat room :o
I heard he got that hex book at some shop in NOLA, Larry and hal told him to just git it ;D
stc said nepas read the hex wrong :o
I'm sorry about what happened last night. I don't know how Fluffy next door's fur got mixed in my hairball. You can't believe the basset hound anyway......I hate when you give me the cold silent treatment.......OK...I'll stop seeing her..............I love you!
Ray
I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!
From my wife Debbie (#1)
"Well, I'm having a bad fur day. How 'bout you?"
From my wife Debbie (#2) - Probably disqualifiers her.
Turn around dummy. See that nice Polish stoneware bowl with "stuff" in it?
"You should have turned left in Albuquerque!"
Ya know, Things were alot simpler when you had a Bradley Smoker. But noooo you had to try a Master Built POJ.
I hear nepas has a gator in the pond?.
Just saying.
Sent Via Smoke Signals
(in a mexican accent) I told ju' not to eat Caney's pulled pork. I think he put a spell on ju' wit he's "Hex box 360"
"I think I've lost my marble"
"When they start smoking, they chase me away!" "How come you get to stay?"
Shhhhhh!!! Don't move...stay perfectly still.
Don't be afraid!
Dang, you're good at this....You look petrified!
"Stony....what have you been staring at all these years!?!?!"
Lot turns to Sara and says ....... "I told you not to look back!"
Shhhhhh... Play dead.
So,,,,,,,,,,,,you come here often?
(whispering) Don't make a move, that crazy son of a b&@ch freezer is empty and is looking for something to smoke.
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Ok, finally got around to finishing up selecting what I thought was the funniest. That has to be one of the hardest things I had to do - much rather cook for 100 people than do that again. Yousen's are creative and funny. Got 48 or 49 captions. Cutting it down to 40 wasn't too hard, To 30 is starting to get hard - 25 harder still - at 20 I was pulling my hair out - 15 was next to impossible. Impossible to get to 10 so we have a dozen. Enjoy! The poll is at the top of the page.
PS - I found the cap - now I have to find the towel!
Quote from: Caneyscud on November 14, 2011, 09:00:50 AM
Ok, finally got around to finishing up selecting what I thought was the funniest. That has to be one of the hardest things I had to do - much rather cook for 100 people than do that again. Yousen's are creative and funny. Got 48 or 49 captions. Cutting it down to 40 wasn't too hard, To 30 is starting to get hard - 25 harder still - at 20 I was pulling my hair out - 15 was next to impossible. Impossible to get to 10 so we have a dozen. Enjoy! The poll is at the start of the thread.
PS - I found the cap - now I have to find the towel!
I don't see
The poll
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Shoulc be at the top of the page.- maybe it doesn't come over the mobile version.
Quote from: Caneyscud on November 14, 2011, 09:15:26 AM
Shoulc be at the top of the page.- maybe it doesn't come over the mobile version.
Yeah. I had to go to a laptop. Thanks for the heads up.
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So what is up with this. The poll is messed up for some reason.
Voting closed on the 21st.
Cool.