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New Members => Introduce Yourself => Topic started by: bigguyrrr on March 11, 2012, 08:55:27 AM

Title: She's Beautiful...
Post by: bigguyrrr on March 11, 2012, 08:55:27 AM
Ok the she arrived on Thursday but I had a little fire drill at work and got home late so I just oogled at the outside of her box.  Friday went out and bought a table especially for the her. Ok I am all set.  Saturday morning I am like a kid at Christmas up before the alarm at 5ish.  Ok I wait like my parents use to tell me... can't go downstairs before 7.  The clock strikes 7 and I am down with my new friend.  She is beautiful.  (girls are named Bradley right). Anyway,  I set her up in just the right place behind the garage on the patio.  Set it all up plug her in ready to season her.  Go to push her buttons.  NOTHING!  She is not responding I whisper to her.... still nothing.  My heart sank.  Ok I've been in relationships like this before...I check all of her plugs everything looks right.  I check the plug at the outlet lets try another box.  Bingo,  I here her beep.  She is Alive!  I start pushing all her buttons.  She is humming to me now and getting hot.  I load a few briquettes in, she is smok'in.  The seasoning is underway.  On my way to a long and fruitful relationship with Bradley!
Title: Re: She's Beautiful...
Post by: ghost9mm on March 11, 2012, 08:59:45 AM
WOW !!! that post is almost R rated...lol.. :D Congradulations....enjoy your smoker...and welcome to a really great forum...
Title: Re: She's Beautiful...
Post by: KyNola on March 11, 2012, 09:02:18 AM
I think I need a cigarette after that! :o :)
Title: Re: She's Beautiful...
Post by: Salmonsmoker on March 11, 2012, 09:22:38 AM
My heart rate went sky high and my palms started to sweat! Welcome to the forum bigguyrrr.
Title: Re: She's Beautiful...
Post by: shortykj on March 11, 2012, 09:47:01 AM
Wow I all of a sudden feel incredibly dirty.  I guess that's one introduction.....
Title: Re: She's Beautiful...
Post by: Jim O on March 11, 2012, 09:50:44 AM
Welcome! My wife read your post and has told me to turn on the "perental Control" function of my computer,in case the grandkids see your post !! LOL !

Jim O
Title: Re: She's Beautiful...
Post by: tdwester on March 11, 2012, 09:56:15 AM
That is a hell of an introduction! Lets hope you and your smoker have a long relationship. 
Title: Re: She's Beautiful...
Post by: SiFumar on March 11, 2012, 02:51:33 PM
" On my way to a long and fruitful relationship with Bradley!"

Awww you got that right! 
Title: Re: She's Beautiful...
Post by: Consooger on March 12, 2012, 01:44:28 AM
Quote from: KyNola on March 11, 2012, 09:02:18 AM
I think I need a cigarette after that! :o :)

Not sure what is funnier in this post, KyNola's response of the general post? All together you have no idea what you got yourself into, IT IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: She's Beautiful...
Post by: 4given on March 13, 2012, 11:16:41 AM
Welcome to the Forum! Lot's of good folks and info here!