Health Message.
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
Now your talking.They don't call me Slowpoke for nothin. 8)
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on August 12, 2012, 02:42:57 PM
Health Message.
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I like this.
You doing ok?
Accuracy............ain't it amazing?
I met a turtle on an island awhile back and he sure looked like he was enjoying life as it should be. Just thinking I should slow down a bit and enjoy the things that normally zoom by too! ;D
Quote from: iceman on August 12, 2012, 07:45:03 PM
I met a turtle on an island awhile back and he sure looked like he was enjoying life as it should be. Just thinking I should slow down a bit and enjoy the things that normally zoom by too! ;D
I met the same turtle in Savannah to :o
Hmmmm, I think you may be onto something here.
Where is the resident Turtle?
I assume he would have commented by now...
I'm with you......
So true..........
I have not seen a tortoise drinking beer or eating junk food either...
Just salad.
Jus sayin'
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on August 12, 2012, 02:42:57 PM... A tortoise ... does nothing...
Calumny! Even allowing for the differences among Testudines, your statement borders on libel. We do many things; we just don't waste our time on useless expenditure of mental or physical energy.Quote from: muebe on August 13, 2012, 05:54:17 PM
Where is the resident Turtle?
Sorry, I've been busy commuting between the pool and the hammock.Quote from: FLBentRider on August 14, 2012, 04:49:00 PM
I have not seen a tortoise drinking beer or eating junk food either...
Just salad.
Apparently too much time on the bicycle destroys one's powers of observation.
Quote from: Ka Honu on August 14, 2012, 05:28:54 PM
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on August 12, 2012, 02:42:57 PM... A tortoise ... does nothing...
Calumny! Even allowing for the differences among Testudines, your statement borders on libel. We do many things; we just don't waste our time on useless expenditure of mental or physical energy.
Quote from: muebe on August 13, 2012, 05:54:17 PM
Where is the resident Turtle?
Sorry, I've been busy commuting between the pool and the hammock.
Quote from: FLBentRider on August 14, 2012, 04:49:00 PM
I have not seen a tortoise drinking beer or eating junk food either...
Just salad.
Apparently too much time on the bicycle destroys one's powers of observation.
I knew we could get a rise out of the turtle with the salad comment.
My doctor is fat. Just saying. :D
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on August 12, 2012, 02:42:57 PM
Health Message.
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
Doctors are not as bright as we think