A Day In The Life Of A Bacon Lover.
(from The Delivery Bag at seamless.com)
1. Roll out of bed.
(http://blogs.ocweekly.com/stickaforkinit/bacon-bed.jpg)
2. Wash up.
(http://mcphee.com/shop/media/catalog/product/1/1/11960__25193.jpg)
3. Put on your shoes.
(http://www.shoeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bacon-shoes.jpg)
4. Walk the dog.
(http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/27/6127/Bacon-Dog-Costume_29797-l.jpg?v=29797)
5. Time for school.
(https://edgecastcdn.net/800034/www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg2/WTCH-1925.jpg)
6. Don't forget your new briefcase!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uFv9e1WDorA/Ty3jqZffAMI/AAAAAAAAJ38/u5stkTLQZFY/s1600/bacon-briefcase.jpg)
7. Say the Pledge of Allegiance.
(http://www.skivacationwithkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bacon-flag.jpg)
8. Put on your glasses to see the blackboard. (Your move, Warby Parker.)
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/bacon-art-glasses.jpg)
9. School picture day. (Wait until you see us after 20 years of bacon!)
(http://linneacovington.com/food/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bacon-kids.jpg)
10. And who says teachers at The Bacon Institute can't partake in picture day too?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__oajXK9w6G4/ScpoCKtfPQI/AAAAAAAAAbI/my8S5c09kWk/s400/baconsuit.jpg)
11. Time for a sushi lunch.
(http://tastyniblets.com/images/2011/31611_bacon_sushi_7.jpg)
12. Candy break.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OHTLXTXp2WU/Ts_ekdrEzQI/AAAAAAAAEUw/4ISmPdPLEas/s400/Old-Fashioned-Bacon-Candy.jpg)
13. And more candy...
(http://edgecastcdn.net/800034/www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg3/CNDY-2306.jpg)
14. Showdown on the court with the kid wearing Air Jordans.
(http://thatslikewhoa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bacon-shoesTHUMB.jpg)
15. Time for a mani.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GALjDJL48JE/Ty3jsE8BaNI/AAAAAAAAJ4s/PVPUtUit40U/s1600/bacon-nails-design.jpg)
16. Pay respects to bacon lovers who are now in a better bacon-loving place.
(http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/201203290843.jpg)
17. Dinner time!
(http://www.buzzmuseum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/biggest-bacon-burger.jpg)
18. Get fancy for a night on the town.
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/361/c/6/my_bacon_dress_by_hakuchan-d4kdfw5.jpg)
19. Crispy pumps.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XnIC3Wpq0Zc/S12ekF-4zUI/AAAAAAAACVM/mNHRVFiqccY/s400/Bacon+shoes.jpg)
20. In case they cause blisters...
(http://mcphee.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/1/11476__66122.jpg)
21. Baby, it's cold outside.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ny87gls9L._SY300_.jpg)
22. Seriously, it's like like wear-your-scarf kind of cold.
(http://www.savvyhousekeeping.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/making_bacon_scarf_redheart.jpg)
23. But you make it to the party.
(http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/102357765/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=1.png/the-national-bacon-party-men-s-standard-weight-t-shirt_design.png)
24. No, not that party... this party.
(http://conversationpieces.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/il_430xn41745966.jpg)
25. Time to go home.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l61/LTwon/FOOD/meat-car.jpg)
26. But dessert is a must before bed.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-agWRf87IAzM/TaULgf88D4I/AAAAAAAAABQ/UQJJFUQeVu0/s1600/baconfudge.jpg)
27. And then brush your teeth.
(http://mcphee.com/shop/media/catalog/product/1/2/12061__60384.jpg)
Good night all.
That is kick b*tt funny!
Pic #9 School Day Pictures made me spit my drink.
gotta love bacon
:o that's a lot of bacon
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B-N-B
(http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab242/nepas1/bnb.jpg)
Forgot one
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/43something/bacon%20cabin/_MD70190.jpg)
Everybody needs a bacon cabin - wifey wasn't home and a bored Caney!