She came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to
a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY
upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare
you do this to me - a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"
And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at
least I can tell you
what happened"
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the
last words you'll say
to me!"
And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home and this
young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so
down and out and
defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into
the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So,
in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made
for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower
and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full
of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't wear because
you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your
anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for
Christmas that you don't
wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots
you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at
work has a pair like
them.."
He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so
grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door
she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said '"Please........do you
have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?'
Hahaha, nice one Olds...... brightened up my day already. ;D
Now that's the truth and nothing but the truth!!! Ha!!! Good one Old's :D :D :D