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Miscellaneous Topics => New Topics => Topic started by: Oldman on September 01, 2006, 03:37:29 PM

Title: My wife is so understanding......
Post by: Oldman on September 01, 2006, 03:37:29 PM
After 30 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife
one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago we had a
cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV... but I
got to sleep every night with a hot young 22 year
old blonde.

Now, we have a nice big house, a luxurious car, king
size bed, and a big-screen plasma TV... but I'm
sleeping with a worn out 52 year old woman. It seems
to me that you are not holding up your side of
things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to
go out and find a hot young 22 year old blond to
sleep with, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and not have
anything nicer than a 10 inch black and white TV.

OK... NEVERMIND
Title: Re: My wife is so understanding......
Post by: iceman on September 01, 2006, 04:15:30 PM
 ;D :D ;) The green grass on the other side of the fence can dry up and turn brown in a heart beat eh?
Title: Re: My wife is so understanding......
Post by: Vampyr on September 02, 2006, 12:26:03 AM
Hahahahaaa  Decisions, Decisions!  LOL :D
Title: Re: My wife is so understanding......
Post by: manxman on September 02, 2006, 12:32:30 AM
Hahaha, guess you know which side your bread is buttered Olds!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: My wife is so understanding......
Post by: icerat4 on September 02, 2006, 05:18:02 PM
still laughing in chicago ;D :D ;D :D
Title: Re: My wife is so understanding......
Post by: pfowl01 on September 07, 2006, 05:33:01 PM
lol :D :D :D ;D