Found this over on the Reuge Forums...
Four married guys go duck hunting. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out and go duck hnting this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy:
"That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to hunt until they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come duck hunting this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 4:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "duck hunting or s~e~x"... and she said, "don't forget your waders."
Haha... good one MW. Sure a lot of the menfolk can relate to this!! :o ;D