o my... he has the drinking bird all wired up...
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/michylyn/jerk/arcsbird.jpg)
I'm sure the wire is just in case the bird goes for the adult beverage - If he does, instant grill! ;D
When i was growing up in S Calif in the desert my neighbor was an LA County bomb squad dude. I seen something like this at his house cept it was wired to some c-4 :o
nepas
Kinda looks like the wiring job Rehab tried on me to cut back on my adult beverage consumption. :D ;D All that happened though was the cola in my rum and coke would fize better the more they turned the juice up. :o :D ;D
adult beverage consumption... plastic explosivies... fizz or no fizz...
folks... after closer review under the microscope... arcs n sparks has a wire going up the drinking birds bunghole...
you know that cant be good...
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/michylyn/jerk/birdbung.jpg)
All I can say is that bird had better not take a drink! :o ::) ;D
AnS is that you?
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/WCK_02/310344750_3d77edb7b8.jpg)
Ah, the hunt for the A_n_S gets closer......... :o
Sorry I did not repond sooner. I was in the black hole of the planet this week, sometimes referred to as Washington, D.C.
However, I am back in the land of fruit and nuts. I think the electromagnet next to the drinking bird is more important than the non-existent wiring up the bunghole. That is unless, of course, you are a friend of Tesla... :o
I remain, Rod Serling...
Arcs_n_Sparks
im thinking the maxwell boltzmann distribution is a probability distribution with applications in physics and chemistry... but i aint sure...
(http://www.backstreet.demon.co.uk/oddstuff/drinkingbirds/images/drinkingbird.gif)
Quote from: agent provocateur on February 23, 2007, 08:30:25 PM
im thinking the maxwell boltzmann distribution is a probability distribution with applications in physics and chemistry... but i aint sure...
Oh oh, this is not good......
The board is actually becoming contaminated with some intelligentsia... I think a wormhole is developing between a Bradley smoke generator and the fifth dimension. I am sure there are photos.....
Arcs_n_Sparks
;D ;D ;D ::)
intelligencia... im not following you...
i do have one of nikolas handmade tesla coils though... i hear his brain is hooked to a computer and a blood pump and a oxygen pump somewhere in california... most folks think he is burried in new york...
im also heaing that guglielmo marconis brain and thomas edisons brains are also there and they are hooked together with fiber optics...
crazy aint it...
I will say that the dunking bird is a classic for the teaching of heat transfer. There was a nasty patent fight over this in the '40s.
AP is suggesting the wormhole is in Cali....
I will investigate, but the event horizon may keep me out.... :o
Arcs_n_Sparks
a n s or nepa doing homework... circa 1970...
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/michylyn/jerk/close.gif)
the worm holes are in nevada and new mexico... i know it... you know it...
The next step in anti-matter? :o
Arcs_n_Sparks
Quote from: agent provocateur on February 27, 2007, 06:10:36 PM
(http://www.sporttouringusa.com/www/images/AntiMonkeyButtPowder002.jpg)
;D ;D ;D I don't even want to ask what that's for? ;D ;D ;D I've got the giggles now ;D ;D ;D
::) ;D
:o
too funny
nepas
AP is starting to scare me again!!! :D
I don't EVEN want to know about that stuff! :o ;D
arcs n sparks and nepa walk into a bar... after ordering a sierra nevada pale ale and a yuengling black n tan... they talk about the latest addition to their underground junkyard in tonopah...
suddenly... a woman at a nearby table... who is eating a breaded tenderloin sandwich... begins to cough... after a minute or so... it becomes apparent that she is in real distress...
nepa looks at her and says "kin ya swallar"... the woman shakes her head no...
arcs n sparks says "kin ya breathe"... the woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no...
arcs n sparks and nepa walk over to the woman... arcs n sparks lifts up the back of her dress... yanks down her drawers... and nepa quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue...
the woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and a chunk of tenderloin flies out of her mouth...
as she begins to breathe again... arcs n sparks and nepa walk slowly back to the bar...
the bar tenders says... ya know... id heerd of dat dere hind Lick maneuver... but i ain't never seed nobody do it before...
NePa and I thought this would have remained classified.... 8)
We can't give out all our secrets. However, if you want to visit Tonopah and share, I will wormhole over in a flash.
Arcin' & Sparkin'
Quote from: agent provocateur on March 03, 2007, 07:43:37 AM
(http://www.drinkingbirdshop.com/index.16.jpg)
Hey A.P. i'd say this drinking bird could use some of that "anti monkey butt" powder!, his rear end is the same colour as that poor monkey's :o ;D ;)
I see the twins had some powder applied! ::) ;D ;D
Yes, I am feeling the whiplash...
Arcs_n_Sparks
(http://www.thedrinkingbird.com/images/drinking_bird_mini.jpg)
(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2438/birdaminpw2.gif)
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2329/bluebirdrs9.gif)
(http://www.imhimports.com/drinkingbird/drinkbird.gif)
;D ;D ;D
thats ap-10 sensative info ya kno :o
fmj too.............WOO HOO
nepas
YIKES !!!
(http://www.drinkingbirds.com/fotos/drawing2.jpg)
Now AP is revealing more classified details....
I'm takin' notes !
I didnt say nuthin about TTR
DOH :o
nepas
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE My brain hurts!!! :o I better go fix a cold one quick. ;D
there is a place... less than a days drive... where the drinking bird melts at 2070deg... boils about 6904deg... has a specific gravity of 19.05 at 77deg with an atomic weight of 238.03...
Quote from: agent provocateur on March 11, 2007, 01:45:23 PM
boils about 6904deg...
We actually like to get it much hotter than that..... 8)
Back to my wormhole....
Rod Serling
Thats #51 on the map :D
nepas
im just a 5 miles from the burning hills in anaheim... being on the 4th floor... and with an unobstructed view because the santa ana winds have cleared out the smog... i can see the flames... scary stuff for the folks in the high rent area...
you gotta eat...
owrstrich
Anyone recognize who's garden this is?
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/WCK_02/385950780_568c993e80.jpg)
Is that a Mac Garden?
I always thought these computers were better utilized elsewhere! ;D
That's gotta be Bill Gates garden ::) ;D ;)
Quote from: LilSmoker on March 20, 2007, 10:31:53 AM
That's gotta be Bill Gates garden ::) ;D ;)
That would not be Bill's garden. Those look like old Mac's. I don't think Gate's would give Apple a competitive edge by developing another use for a Mac. ;D
Quote from: Habanero Smoker on March 20, 2007, 01:26:12 PM
Quote from: LilSmoker on March 20, 2007, 10:31:53 AM
That's gotta be Bill Gates garden ::) ;D ;)
That would not be Bill's garden. Those look like old Mac's. I don't think Gate's would give Apple a competitive edge by developing another use for a Mac. ;D
:D :D :D Too funny Hab!
Let's smoke em !!!
Haha! maybe it's not a garden?, looks like an orchard with all those "Apples" :P ;D
Quote from: agent provocateur on February 28, 2007, 02:21:58 PM
arcs n sparks and nepa walk into a bar... after ordering a sierra nevada pale ale and a yuengling black n tan... they talk about the latest addition to their underground junkyard in tonopah...
suddenly... a woman at a nearby table... who is eating a breaded tenderloin sandwich... begins to cough... after a minute or so... it becomes apparent that she is in real distress...
nepa looks at her and says "kin ya swallar"... the woman shakes her head no...
arcs n sparks says "kin ya breathe"... the woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no...
arcs n sparks and nepa walk over to the woman... arcs n sparks lifts up the back of her dress... yanks down her drawers... and nepa quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue...
the woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and a chunk of tenderloin flies out of her mouth...
as she begins to breathe again... arcs n sparks and nepa walk slowly back to the bar...
the bar tenders says... ya know... id heerd of dat dere hind Lick maneuver... but i ain't never seed nobody do it before...
HEY THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT HERE IN MISSISSIPPI :o