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Miscellaneous Topics => New Topics => Topic started by: iceman on February 27, 2007, 02:47:46 PM

Title: Don't shoot... I'm just the messenger.
Post by: iceman on February 27, 2007, 02:47:46 PM
Thought I'd pass these three thoughts on to you folks. Kind of makes ya wonder about stuff. Okay, I'm bored at work, I admit it! Come on Friday!!!

1. COWS 

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?
And, they can track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give them all a cow.

2. THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years.
We're not using it anymore anyway.

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie"
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment.
;)
Title: Re: Don't shoot... I'm just the messenger.
Post by: Wildcat on February 27, 2007, 04:13:38 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Really good! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Don't shoot... I'm just the messenger.
Post by: Mr Walleye on February 27, 2007, 04:43:26 PM
Hey Ice, that's scary how accurate that is!  :o

Mike
Title: Re: Don't shoot... I'm just the messenger.
Post by: West Coast Kansan on February 27, 2007, 08:30:26 PM
sorry but true :D
Title: Re: Don't shoot... I'm just the messenger.
Post by: LilSmoker on February 27, 2007, 11:23:58 PM
Haha!  ;D That's funny iceman, but also very true  ::) and i have to tell you it's much the same on this side of the pond  ::)

Title: Re: Don't shoot... I'm just the messenger.
Post by: Oldman on February 28, 2007, 03:44:51 PM
 ;D