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Title: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: MWS on March 24, 2007, 07:30:46 PM
Scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent study that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may feminize men.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within a one hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.  ;)

Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Mr Walleye on March 24, 2007, 07:32:41 PM
That's why I drink whiskey!

;D

Mike
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: outlander on March 24, 2007, 07:33:16 PM
man o man,, glad i am a single malt drinker,,manly stuff that scotch is. :)
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Gizmo on March 24, 2007, 08:30:14 PM
I guess that phytoeostrogens is what makes beer a good marinade.  Makes meet tender like a woman.  Here I thought it was breaking down of tissue not "give me a tissue".
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: West Coast Kansan on March 24, 2007, 08:47:36 PM
  :D  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: LilSmoker on March 25, 2007, 12:51:26 AM
Haha! once again very funny, but also has a ring of truth to it  :o ;D ;)
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Wildcat on March 25, 2007, 05:10:27 AM
 :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: iceman on March 25, 2007, 11:24:34 AM
Whew!!! Glad I stuck with the rum and cola. ;D :D
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Kummok on March 25, 2007, 02:47:04 PM
Dang, Mike....thanX for the explanation! Now I better understand why I tilt at shopping malls everytime I have a good stout!  %^O
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: coyote on March 25, 2007, 08:56:13 PM
Jack and Coke please.Ice , Rat4 , Owrs . Giz , Mr.W , EVERY SMOKER IN THE HOUSE...Belly up ! ;D :D ;)
I'm Buying..........No Suds..for my Buds 8)

                                                                                   Coyote 8)
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Tiny Tim on March 26, 2007, 08:13:09 AM
Crown & Pepsi please.
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: manxman on March 26, 2007, 08:25:48 AM
 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: NePaSmoKer on March 26, 2007, 12:43:10 PM
Straight (http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o290/stlthy1/no7.jpg) for me right out of the bottle for  the past 25 years.  ;D

nepas
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Mr Walleye on March 26, 2007, 01:06:44 PM
I'll have what they're having!

:D  :D  ;D

Mike
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Habanero Smoker on March 26, 2007, 02:33:58 PM
I have to agree with Iceman about the rum. Pampero Aniversario when I can afford it. :)
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Arcs_n_Sparks on March 26, 2007, 05:34:41 PM
NePa,

Like you, a long time friend of Jack. Was disappointed when he slipped from 87 to 80 proof.

Arcs_n_Sparks
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: coyote on March 26, 2007, 08:30:36 PM
Me too Sparkler...Now I always have to have an extra shot. ;D ::) 8)
                                                                                 Coyote
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Malc on March 27, 2007, 09:10:15 AM
I am a hop head myself.  That would explain a lot of my behavior mws. ;D
A few I have tried lately that were high in hoppiness.
Hazed and Infused...a dry hopped ale
Thirsty Dog's Hoppus Maximus
Fullers ESB
Old Peculier...not particularly hoppy, but very good.  Quickly becomming one of my favorites.

Malc
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: West Coast Kansan on March 27, 2007, 06:12:41 PM
 :D  :D I am confident enough in my masculine side, I cant say i mind the risk a few time per weekend.   ;D
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: MWS on March 27, 2007, 08:02:28 PM
Good grief.................this explains why I had the uncontrollable urge to put in a 15ft X 30ft flower garden in the back yard  :o......I gotta cut down on those hoppy IPA's. ;)
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Kummok on March 27, 2007, 10:29:32 PM
Quote from: Malc on March 27, 2007, 09:10:15 AM
I am a hop head myself.  That would explain a lot of my behavior mws. ;D
A few I have tried lately that were high in hoppiness.
Hazed and Infused...a dry hopped ale
Thirsty Dog's Hoppus Maximus
Fullers ESB
Old Peculier...not particularly hoppy, but very good.  Quickly becomming one of my favorites.

Malc

ThanX for the tip, Malc!!  I'm gonna look for these up here....hopefully (er, ahhh, make that "HOP-fully!) they aren't just an 'east-O-the Mississippi' brew ?!?!?
Title: Re: Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.....
Post by: Oldman on March 28, 2007, 08:33:35 PM
And here I just went back to drink beer.... :o