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Title: The Bonio Diet
Post by: manxman on March 27, 2007, 01:39:25 AM
Fresh from reading icerat4's post about dieting this story comes to mind....... for friends across the pond in the US and Canada bonio's are bone shaped (surprise surprise) dog biscuits and "Spar" are local corner shops:



"I have a pup, and was buying a large bag of bonio at the Spar and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.  (Duh!)

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Bonio Diet again, although, I probably shouldn't, because I'd  ended up in the hospital the last time, but I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened  in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs  in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Bonios and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in ine was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me?

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I told her no, I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my balls when a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he fell on the floor laughing."

Title: Re: The Bonio Diet
Post by: 3rensho on March 27, 2007, 02:37:40 AM
LMAO Manx  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Bonio Diet
Post by: MRH on March 27, 2007, 05:57:42 AM
Good one!!! ;D
Title: Re: The Bonio Diet
Post by: Dalby Spook on March 27, 2007, 07:14:19 AM
PRICELESS !!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Bonio Diet
Post by: icerat4 on March 27, 2007, 07:56:30 AM
Nice. ;D ;D :D
Title: Re: The Bonio Diet
Post by: LilSmoker on March 27, 2007, 10:47:33 AM
Haha! Manx you're a true rascal!  ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Bonio Diet
Post by: iceman on March 27, 2007, 11:30:58 AM
 :D :D :D To funny Manx!!! ;D
Title: Re: The Bonio Diet
Post by: Scotty-G on March 27, 2007, 11:58:03 AM
Oh Man Manx!
To funny!!!!
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: The Bonio Diet
Post by: Oldman on March 28, 2007, 08:49:52 PM
hehehe
Title: Re: The Bonio Diet
Post by: Wildcat on March 29, 2007, 06:37:38 AM
 :D :D :D :D