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Title: Space joke
Post by: Dalby Spook on April 20, 2007, 11:43:02 PM

Conversation during NASA space flight. Crew: 2 monkeys, 1 woman.

'Monkey 1 this is Houston. Engage hyperdrive and interface with stellar positioning system'.

'Roger that Houston'.

'Monkey 2 this is Houston. Fire retro boosters and rotate craft for re- entry configuration'.

'Roger that Houston'

'Houston to woman. Feed monkeys and do not touch ANYTHING.'

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Post by: acords on April 21, 2007, 05:40:30 AM

;D ;D ;D

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Post by: NePaSmoKer on April 21, 2007, 07:16:14 AM

:D :D :D :D

nepas

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Post by: West Coast Kansan on April 21, 2007, 08:55:10 AM

:D :D :D That one hurt. Wrap on the back of my head that is ;D Going to have to start reading this forum in private :-X

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Post by: coyote on April 21, 2007, 11:07:08 AM

:D ;D :D

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Post by: Wildcat on April 21, 2007, 11:58:22 AM

You had better duck Dalby Spook! (http://www.smileypad.com/v224/Banners/Funny-Post.gif)

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Post by: LilSmoker on April 21, 2007, 02:14:22 PM

(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Signs/haha4.gif) ;)

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Post by: hillbillysmoker on April 21, 2007, 02:57:23 PM

Duck the flying frying pans!!!!

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Post by: iceman on April 23, 2007, 01:14:47 PM

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Yer cruising for a bruising.(http://www.smileypad.com/v224/Happy/Nodding.gif)

Title: Re: Space joke
Post by: IKnowWood on April 23, 2007, 06:01:35 PM

Update:

The monkeys really had to only press a combination of buttons (5 each) and use a joystick to perform navigation based on colored button cues.

The woman just needed to press a button before gettign a shock. Pavlov training did not take very well.

-- duck ---

Title: Re: Space joke
Post by: manxman on April 24, 2007, 01:03:03 AM

:D :D :D :D

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