She titled it Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married ...
(If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
Olds)
La Quinta E-mailed to me the the following:
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. ' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, s::) ::) t.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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That's good Olds!.... That's really good! ;)
Mike
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What.... like none of you guys have done that??? :D
Olds...thought that was between you and me??? ;)
Quote from: La Quinta on August 22, 2008, 08:38:21 PM
What.... like none of you guys have done that??? :D
Guys would never trip over a coffee table and fart
only once. :D
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Now that's funny!!!!!
Quote from: La Quinta on August 22, 2008, 08:38:21 PM
What.... like none of you guys have done that??? :D
Olds...thought that was between you and me??? ;)
Shhhh or I will have to share those photos of ya.... ;D
Share, Share....please Share!!
C
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