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Title: This is so wrong!
Post by: westexasmoker on October 16, 2008, 11:04:39 AM
So once a month I order 3 boxes of my favorite wood, you know what kind!  ;D  So the big brown truck pulls up just now and WooHoo my monthly supply has arrived, open up the box and what do I see.......3 boxes of HICKORY  :o  :o  :o  I don't think my smoker will allow those!  Time to place another order!  Dang, Dang, Double Dang!

C
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: FLBentRider on October 16, 2008, 11:27:19 AM
Aw now wts, you should take that as a sign to try some "other" smoke for a change!

It's not like you got Alder... Hickory is good stuff!

::) ::)
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: Wildcat on October 16, 2008, 11:51:59 AM
 :D Hickory is good.  Granted it is just a step down from the other stuff, but it is still good.  :D
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: KyNola on October 16, 2008, 12:12:28 PM
Now that's karma! :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: Mr Walleye on October 16, 2008, 12:18:24 PM
Your supplier is probably a member of this forum!

:D  :D  ;D  ;D  ;D

LMAO

Mike
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: Buck36 on October 16, 2008, 12:22:43 PM
WTS,

Look on the bright side, you now get to find out what the meat tastes like.  ;D :D
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: Tenpoint5 on October 16, 2008, 12:25:07 PM
Oh MY!!! I have a tall glass of a cold adult beverage, and I'm setting up the lawn cahirs if you fella's want to use one. Cause this is gonna be good when LQ reads this post!!!
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: Mr Walleye on October 16, 2008, 12:40:23 PM
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on October 16, 2008, 12:25:07 PM
Oh MY!!! I have a tall glass of a cold adult beverage, and I'm setting up the lawn cahirs if you fella's want to use one. Cause this is gonna be good when LQ reads this post!!!

10.5

Ya, set one up for me! This will be good!  ;D

Mike
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: KyNola on October 16, 2008, 01:34:48 PM
10.5,
I'm in as well.  I'm thinking you could probably sell tickets to this one! ;D

KyNola
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: NePaSmoKer on October 16, 2008, 01:38:42 PM
Do i hear ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR

TWO DOLLAR TWO DOLLAR TWO DOLLAR TWO DOLLAR TWO DOLLAR TWO DOLLAR   :D  :D  :D


nepas
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: westexasmoker on October 16, 2008, 03:47:45 PM
Yeah I got a feelin LQ is gonna rip me on this on, almost did'nt post it  ;D  But I have found a solution, I found 1 box of the good wood in the shed, and we'll just use this alien wood for bubba pucks!   ::)

C
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: Consiglieri on October 16, 2008, 06:28:18 PM
Quote from: westexasmoker on October 16, 2008, 11:04:39 AM
So once a month I order 3 boxes of my favorite wood, you know what kind!  ;D  So the big brown truck pulls up just now and WooHoo my monthly supply has arrived, open up the box and what do I see.......3 boxes of HICKORY  :o  :o  :o  I don't think my smoker will allow those!  Time to place another order!  Dang, Dang, Double Dang!

C

An opportunity for a new experience!  If you're as determined (hard-headed) as me, you like things a particular way.  The only way things get done differently is by accident, but accidents oftne result in remarkable discoveries like (a) champagne, (b) America. 

Give it a shot.  Try it.... You'll like it....   ;D

But I'll buy a raffle ticket. 
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: La Quinta on October 16, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Oh...my...my...my...wait...you see a bright light...no...no...don't fight it...you're not dying...GO INTO THE LIGHT...now...you have friends all around you...they're telling you something...will you listen??? More to follow...(If you don't listen...I have a lot of Italian friends in New Jersey!!!) But just go into the light WTS...please...
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: westexasmoker on October 16, 2008, 08:45:08 PM
Quote from: La Quinta on October 16, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Oh...my...my...my...wait...you see a bright light...no...no...don't fight it...you're not dying...GO INTO THE LIGHT...now...you have friends all around you...they're telling you something...will you listen??? More to follow...(If you don't listen...I have a lot of Italian friends in New Jersey!!!) But just go into the light WTS...please...
Light Bright....Light Bright.....hey I had one of those......messy wood...messy wood.....messy...hick...wood....Lights....into the light, with mesy wood????  Then I'd wake up in Cali'.......Must of stopp'd in Roswell along the way!  ;D
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: La Quinta on October 16, 2008, 09:14:36 PM
Calm down my wayward friend...don't resist the light...smell the aroma around you...no rotten stinking smelly burning wood...but...flavors...aromatics...the smoke that is from above...the aromatics of smoked pork butt...and tasty chicken...not the acidic harsh smell of your messy wood...open up your senses my son...open up...sing the praises of the gift you have received!!! Can I get a.... ;D
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: Tenpoint5 on October 17, 2008, 05:27:08 AM
Quote from: La Quinta on October 16, 2008, 09:14:36 PM
Calm down my wayward friend...don't resist the light...smell the aroma around you...no rotten stinking smelly burning wood...but...flavors...aromatics...the smoke that is from above...the aromatics of smoked pork butt...and tasty chicken...not the acidic harsh smell of your messy wood...open up your senses my son...open up...sing the praises of the gift you have received!!! Can I get a.... ;D
I know she wants a hell yeah but I'm handing her a cold glass full of an adult beverage. She has a long fight with the Messy-wood Demons coming, She's gonna need it.

Ok I'm back in my chair.
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: KyNola on October 17, 2008, 06:45:56 AM
Relax, she hasn't even whipped out the anti-Messy-wood Demon teabag yet. ;)

KyNola
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: beefmann on October 17, 2008, 06:56:00 AM
WTS

if you dont want the  hickory bisquetts I' LL take them  off your  hands....

I think Mr. Walleye may be right in that the supplier is a member of this forum and played a  joke on you

Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: westexasmoker on October 17, 2008, 09:51:11 AM
Quote from: KyNola on October 17, 2008, 06:45:56 AM
Relax, she hasn't even whipped out the anti-Messy-wood Demon teabag yet. ;)

KyNola

NOooooo......Not the Teabag!  :o

C
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: La Quinta on October 17, 2008, 06:46:15 PM
I have thought long and hard about this conudrum you are in my friend...the hickory gods have spoken to me...soon I will reveal their answer...please be patient my friend...all will be revealed...  ;D
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: westexasmoker on October 17, 2008, 06:55:42 PM
Quote from: La Quinta on October 17, 2008, 06:46:15 PM
I have thought long and hard about this conudrum you are in my friend...the hickory gods have spoken to me...soon I will reveal their answer...please be patient my friend...all will be revealed...  ;D

Now were talkin bands and smoking.....(granted thats in another thread)  but I'm to old for that.....by the way I never inhaled....just like Habs!  ;D

C
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: beefmann on October 17, 2008, 07:10:17 PM
likes a varity of music.... looks in the mirror... i dont  remember that  graay  hair... thoes two.. that  one there ...the  three on the  left  side... 8  on the  right  side... streaches ... joints moan.. dont remember me  being  this stiff...

wait .. this  is a smoking  site..  lights up and  takes a puff... am i  suppose to inhale or  exhale....  exhales anyway
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: La Quinta on October 17, 2008, 08:26:35 PM
Please...please.... my dearest smoking pals...we have a wayward friend in distress...he knows not of the excalibur of wood that was sent to him...(by trickery or crookery...) it matters not....WE MUST HELP HIM...  ;D
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: beefmann on October 18, 2008, 07:29:09 AM
LaQ that  is true...

WTS you want to  trade 1 box of hikory  for 1  misquite?
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: La Quinta on October 18, 2008, 11:08:01 PM
No...Beef...he must be left to discover his own way with the wood of the gods...he must snatch the pebble out of his own hand...(you can do that right WTS??  ;D)

Go into the light my friend...all will be revealed...should you smoke with the hickory...a poem will show you the way...(and I hope...make ya laugh)!!!  :D
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: beefmann on October 19, 2008, 10:54:36 AM
LQ,,

yes WTS needs to see the  light .. i do  use  quite a few  different  chips... or  are they cow patties?... he he he .. anyway WTS  give them a   shot
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: La Quinta on October 23, 2008, 11:00:53 PM
WTS...you have been interestingly missing from this post...I shant ask a question...other then...DID YA EVEN TRY THE HICKORY? NO HICKORY...NO POEM...You must decide grasshopper...(Or maybe you already have...and then forget it...)  ???
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: westexasmoker on October 24, 2008, 10:21:22 AM
Make excellent door stops!  And good for the skeet range......Pull!   ;D

C
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: beefmann on October 24, 2008, 06:59:54 PM
WTS....

pulls on your  leg...


Oh  .. you ment the skeet  machine....

ok ..  pulls
Title: Re: This is so wrong!
Post by: La Quinta on October 24, 2008, 08:04:18 PM
 ???  ???  ???