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Title: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 18, 2008, 12:43:32 PM
Am I missing it or just going crazy?
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Mr Walleye on December 18, 2008, 12:49:36 PM
Here ya go SD....

http://forum.bradleysmoker.com/index.php?topic=4927.0

Mike
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 18, 2008, 12:55:05 PM
Thanks Mike.  Not feeling very clear here.....smoked some chili peppers this morning and now have them dehydrating in the oven.  Starting to feel like someone sprayed pepper spray in here......better (gasp) open....some.........winnndooooowwwwwwwws.........now........aargh

SD
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: pensrock on December 18, 2008, 02:07:55 PM
That's why I dehydrate on the deck. Never really gave it a thought when you said you were going to dry in the oven. Sorry about that, I should have known that would happen. I also grind the dried peppers outside. Well on the bright side.... it should keep your sinus' open.  :)
You do have the exhaust fan over the stove running? Right?
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 18, 2008, 02:10:28 PM
Well, we have a house that was built in 1900.  They didn't think to put the oven in a place where a hood would come in handy.  Fortunately, I was the only one in the house for a very long time.  Now, I have a window open and the yardapes haven't complained yet.  However, the wife isn't home yet  :o
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Consiglieri on December 18, 2008, 04:49:18 PM
Quote from: Smoking Duck on December 18, 2008, 02:10:28 PM
Well, we have a house that was built in 1900.  They didn't think to put the oven in a place where a hood would come in handy.  Fortunately, I was the only one in the house for a very long time.  Now, I have a window open and the yardapes haven't complained yet.  However, the wife isn't home yet  :o

Quick: Open some wine!
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 18, 2008, 04:55:00 PM
Quote from: Consiglieri on December 18, 2008, 04:49:18 PM
Quote from: Smoking Duck on December 18, 2008, 02:10:28 PM
Well, we have a house that was built in 1900.  They didn't think to put the oven in a place where a hood would come in handy.  Fortunately, I was the only one in the house for a very long time.  Now, I have a window open and the yardapes haven't complained yet.  However, the wife isn't home yet  :o

Quick: Open some wine!

For an attorney, you're pretty dang funny.  Hopefully, you're a defense lawyer......it's be nice to have one that I call a friend!  ;D
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Consiglieri on December 18, 2008, 05:38:17 PM
Mostly, I do business litigation work, which usually means that each party has both affirmative claims and defense claims (a weird kind of multiple personality disorder).  So if I seem schizzo, now you know why.   

I never understood those lawyers who feel the need to be jerks.  Certainly doesn't get them any favors from folks and probably does a disservice to their clients more often than not.  Much better to disagree without being disagreeable.  At least that way you can start to build consensus on some issues, which may set the table for an amicable resolution.

Gotta keep that sense of humor active: once that's gone, you've lost one of the biggest joys in life. 

Cheers!  And thanks for the compliment. 
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 18, 2008, 05:46:39 PM
I've always enjoyed attorneys.  I really gave it serious thought when I was in college.  Even after getting my bachelor's degree, I gave it real serious thought but decided I wanted to follow in my forefather's footsteps and serve in the military.  I don't ever regret that decision but wish I could have done both.  I think alot of attorneys get stereotyped, but I know lots of doctors, business owners, dentists, you name it, that are jerks.  I don't think attorneys have that market cornered. 

I think life is what you make of it, regardless of what you do as a profession.  My brother is a police officer and that has made him a little cynical and a little distrusting of people but he always tries to find the best in people when he meets them......off the job.

I really have got to get together with you sometime, swap some Italian stories and share a brew.  I can tell I would be the better for it.

SD
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Consiglieri on December 19, 2008, 09:20:44 AM
SD: about 5 or so of my classmates wound up JAG.  My favorite JAG story is about the former cheerleader classmate who found herself off the straights of Hormuz (sp?) advising the admiral of a carrier group as to whether or not he could board/inspect certain vessels.  Let's see how that adds up: old boy network, only woman on the bridge (I think she may have been the only woman in the group), tense situation, leader looking for advice on international law that can have international impact... So, what's the answer?

As to getting together, I think that would be a great idea.  The biggest trouble is finding a good time and place.  If you work your way out to San Francisco, I think you'd like North Beach (pretty much SF's answer to Little Italy, but not nearly as big).  There's a club known as the San Francisco Italian Athletics Club where I used to be a member before I moved to the central valley.  Great place, although the athletic days are mostly gone.  When I joined with a couple of buddies, the average age dropped to about 75.  Now, about the biggest athletic events are lifting heavy plates of food, playing cards, and watching sports on TV.  A bunch of old guys watching Italian soccer at 3 am (potluck food), with strong opinions about everything, expressing them in half Italian, half english.  And complaining because drink prices were raised a nickel.   :)  Big dinners for the guys first Tuesday of the month, big lunches last Friday of the month, and a series of dinner/dances in between.  The club has a lot of character, but with the changing North Beach demographics and advanced membership age, I fear it is on the way out.  http://www.sfiac.org/

In any event, if we can find a convenient time and place, I'm onboard and look forward to that occasion. 

Buon Natale. 
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 19, 2008, 09:56:08 AM
When I get another job (hopefully soon), I'm gonna take my wife on a trip (2nd honeymoon).  I'm gonna make it SF.  Never been there and would love to go.  We can set up a smoke-out and the wife can go shopping till her hearts desire.

The athletic club sounds awesome....I know what you mean about bringing the age down.  Before I lost my job, I joined the golf club across the street from me; it's private but a lot of older players (they always wanted to bet me and I joked it was the only way I'd see any Social Security money was by taking it off of them).  Your place sounds like what my grandfather used to take me to when I was a really small child.  He lived in Brooklyn and it was the greatest place to go to.....everyone treated me like a little king.

I swear as soon as I get a job, I'm there.  If you're ever in need of a good investigator, let me know.  Used to do a bit of it in the military.

SD
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Consiglieri on December 19, 2008, 06:16:43 PM
We'll definately find a way to make this work.  No shortage of good food in SF.

Good luck with the job thing and make sure to enjoy family during the holidays. 
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 19, 2008, 06:52:21 PM
Thanks, Sigs.  Same to you.  Best of the holiday season to you and your family.  We're kind of up in the air right now......my wife's grandfather is not doing very well at all and they're not sure if he'll make it to Christmas, so our plans are really up in the air.  However, the holidays are about family to me first and foremost.  Enjoy that little on of yours....before you know it, they grow up.  Spoil 'em good I always say....they pick your retirement home  ;) ;D
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smokin Soon on December 19, 2008, 07:01:42 PM
Duck, if you ever do pull off a trip west, There are a few members in the bay area, besides myself. There would be smoke somewhere!
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 19, 2008, 07:13:31 PM
I really hope to.  The economy can't stay like this forever.  I will be sure to hit all of my friends' houses in Cali and anywhere else I may find  ;) :)
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: La Quinta on December 19, 2008, 07:33:01 PM
Consigs...you sound like a good attorney...having been in the homebuilding industry...I had met a lot of "bad attorneys". Ambulance chasers on homes...

Kool...like the way you think.

If we ever can get Giggles and Mrs Giggles out here...that could be very fun!!! There are initiations ya know!!!  ;D This isn't Indiana out here...  ;D heh...heh...heh...  8)
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 19, 2008, 08:11:39 PM
You do remember my fraternity, don't you LQ?  Listen, if it will get me there with you guys any faster, I'll let you put my wife through any hazing you deem appropriate  ;) :o ;D
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: La Quinta on December 19, 2008, 08:19:35 PM
I don't happen to remember Giggles (and it helps me sleep at night...) Mrs. Giggles would not be initiated...only you my friend...only you...  ;D I mean we'll have to make all of it up...but...I was a little sister for a fraternity in college...I think you should have to go through the same sort of ritual...(I will discuss it with the Cali contingent...Consigs will get back to you) OK?  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 19, 2008, 08:26:36 PM
Well, if you're gonna discuss it with my man Sigs.....it's all good.  He would never allow any harm to come to a paisan.  He has seen the Godfather many times.....and while he may be Tom Hagans, I more closely resemble Luca Brazzi.  Of course, he ends up sleeping with the fishes, so I don't want to resemble him too much  ;D

And my fraternity?  I Phelta Thi, of course.

If you promise not to pinch, LQ, I'll gladly go through the hazing just to drink and sup with you guys.  A pleasure like that is worth a little pain  ;)
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: La Quinta on December 19, 2008, 09:13:18 PM
Now I remember why I blocked out that fraternity...  :D
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Consiglieri on December 20, 2008, 06:34:57 AM
You two should have a sitcom.

LQ: I bet I could name some of your favorite "friends."  Know the types, know the racket.  Got to the point that a number of insurers were thinking of pulling out of California because every development was a target. 

SD: I think they have a chapter of your fraternity in SF.

Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 20, 2008, 10:35:35 AM
Ummmmm, which part of town  ??? :o ;D
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: La Quinta on December 20, 2008, 08:18:55 PM
Don't tell him Consigs...he can come out and talk to his "brothers" at his fraternity?  :D  ;D  ;)
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smoking Duck on December 20, 2008, 08:22:43 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

I'm on to you now, Q.  Not that there's anything wrong with that  ;D
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: La Quinta on December 20, 2008, 08:29:32 PM
What was this thread about again?  ;D Oh yeah...a funny story...  :D
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Consiglieri on December 21, 2008, 03:45:27 PM
I'd post the joke about Father O'Malley, Sister Elizabeth, and their camel trek to convert the nomads, but it would take me a half hour to type it up (especially if I have to type an Irish accent). 
Title: Re: What happened to funny story of the day thread?
Post by: Smokin Soon on December 24, 2008, 03:50:57 PM
Ok Duck, It was not the smoked pepper dust, it just vanished on me too! Logged out, back in and it was there......Hearing that Twilight Zone intro now... ;D