1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
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SmokeOn,
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mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie
If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know. But...
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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"Nice Rack"
Lethbridge, AB
whitetail where did you get the pic of my deer for your signature?
head....spinning........must smoke
not kidding,i got a north georgia whitetail that dang near matches the rack.
ask and i will post...
head....spinning........must smoke
Mallard,
You forgot a couple.....
# 18. Your will states that your wife can't touch your money until she's fourteen.
# 19. You can't remember what the blue tarp in your front yard is covering.
[:D][:D][:D]What a riot[:D][:D][:D]
Keep on smokin and tellin jokes[8D]
Mike
#20 When you can assassinate a public figure & convince the general public that the blood ran uphill.[;)][B)][:(!][V]
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Ya think next time I check into a hotel & they ask "Smoking or Non?" they would mind?
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<br />not kidding,i got a north georgia whitetail that dang near matches the rack.
<font color="red">ask and i will post...</font id="red">
head....spinning........must smoke
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Please lay it on me.
Since you seemed interested, it's kind of funny, but I have stumbled upon that drawing on the internet twice in my life without paying attention to where it came from. I actually used that specific whitetail drawing to build a sandblasted cedar yard sign for my brother when he got married.
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"Nice Rack"
Lethbridge, AB