Wifey, Daughter, Daughter-In-Law, and Son#2's Girl Friend all went to
New York last week and they will be back around 11:00 tonight.
Wifey told me to do two things while she was gone:
#1 Clean the Man Cave (not done)
#2 Straighten the back Deck (1/2 done)
But I did re-arrange her fridge for her while she was gone.
I threw out all the veggie's, yogurt, etc. (stuff I don't like) and
restock it with these:
28 lbs of Trail Bologna
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20 lbs of smoked cheese
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11lbs 4oz of fresh pork sausage
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22lbs of belly in cure for Bacon
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9lbs of snack sticks
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10 lbs of snack sticks in the smoker.
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Ahhhhh, she won't be MAD! ;D
I know where some of those goodies can stay if you need somewhere to send them :)
Well at least the frig is organized...
Quote from: SouthernSmoked on December 21, 2010, 12:07:40 PM
Well at least the frig is organized...
That's what I am Thinking! ;D
Throw all the good stuff in a cooler and head back this way. I think Gus, Tommy and I could put you up at least until all the food is gone!
Or plan B: Finish the deck and go hide in the cave! ;D
Sonny, I'm thinking that she will allow you to stay if you got rid of the bacon.
Since I would not want to see you living out on the street...
You have my address and if you need a place to keep.....
the bacon I will send you my UPS account number. ;D
Sonny I think that she may have forgot the orders that she gave you. Give her a bag of fresh sausage and ask her to make some pizzas and she will be forever grateful......or not ;D
Good thing you didn't hang those snack sticks to bloom on her Christmas tree!
Hokie Smokes what a load of meaty, cheesy goodness. I can't comment on if the meat treats will be enough to keep the wife at bay or not. So I think there is a 50/50 chance the smoking monkey might be getting it with the sugar bowl tonight. ;D
STC gave me an idea, maybe wrap up a snack or two and when she gets home you can present her with it by the Christmas tree. Now who could spank their monkey after being so thoughtful?
Well CRG, at your age you can't run faster, dive deeper and come out dryer, and never sleep at night like you used to. They will feed you in ICU...............
Why don't you come rearrange my fridge? ;) ;D
Sonny,
You know where I live. "Here I is". My home is yours (gotta wait until I get back). I go some room in my fridge and freezer too. ;D
I don't think you're doomed. She will open the fridge and thinks P-I-Z-Z-A-S !
Hide the flour and the yeast. NOW!
But, just in case, have the coolers ready -- I'm am your closest hideaway and I can rearrange my two refrigerators and the freezer to make room.
I'm not sure I understand the part about "Wifey told me to do two things while she was gone", but when she sees the fridge, you're probably dead.
I think I have a plan! ;D
Nike's are on sale this time of year!
I think Nepas has a box you can live in since he took his SRG out. ;D
Quote from: classicrockgriller on December 21, 2010, 03:36:50 PM
I think I have a plan! ;D
Famous last words ... equivalent to "hold my beer, and watch this".
;D ;D
Thats too freakin' funny! No wonder you didnt get any of your chores done. I'm wondering if you even had time to sleep. ???
Quote from: classicrockgriller on December 21, 2010, 03:36:50 PM
I think I have a plan! ;D
I'm moving Forward to Plan B.
Flight delayed in Memphis and she won't get Home till 3.
Hope I can last that long. ;D
Quote from: GusRobin on December 21, 2010, 04:35:26 PM
I think Nepas has a box you can live in since he took his SRG out. ;D
I have a few boxes even :D and a smokehouse with heat :D
Brother I am just a few hours up the road AND have an empty side by side
SHE'S BACK!
(if this becomes my last post.....I enjoyed you guys.)
What's the address at the Hospital Sonny. I'll send you a card.
Alas, Sonny - he was a very nice man and will be missed. :'(
Guess plan B did not work. Anyone have an address to send flowers? ;D
Ut Oh, anybody hear from Sonny lately? ;D
Uh, Sonny? (taps on computer screen) Sonny?(taps again)
Uh oh. :D
Should we notify the authorities yet? ???
Remember the movie "A Christmas Story(You'll shoot your eye out kid) where the little brother is hiding and crying underneath the kitchen sink, Mom asks him why he's crying and Randy says "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie".
Well, in the Bradley version of "A Christmas Story"........
"Wifey's gonna kill Sonny". ;D ;D ;D
I would call him but I am afraid that she has the phones tapped and I don't think I want to be an accessory. ;D
I think we're all accessories!
C'mon Sonny - we need a reply. They have WiFi in hospitals. Unless, of course you're still running.
Quote from: Sailor on December 22, 2010, 07:24:23 AM
I would call him but I am afraid that she has the phones tapped and I don't think I want to be an accessory. ;D
I don't know about you but I'm taking the fifth.
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My bad - wrong fifth!
I like to celebrate the 4th on the 3rd with a fifth. ;D
Sonny must be nibbling on sponge cake, watching those tourists bake, at his new exiled spot in Mexico.
Probably hiding up at the deer camp.
Guys I think the first step is we have to go down and quarantine the fridge, stand guard and continually take samples of the scene to until we can positively and collectively determine if this is a crime scene or not. This is not going to be any show up, getter done, and get out investigation, this has to be a "slow rolling" process. The investigation will be done when it's done. One person's tastes might identify an important clue to the investigation that anothers tastes might not have been able to identify, so with that said I think the more that show up the less stupider (and less hungry) we all will be.
Last one there goes hungry!!
You Guys are FUNNY! I love it.
And NOW the rest of the Story:
She had a connecting flight in Memphis, Tn and something happen to the plane.
They had to bring in a plane from Nashville and she finally got boarded at 10:30
and got home from Houston around 2 in the Morning.
I had two butts, two racks of Baby Backs, 2 pkg of Chicken Thigh Fajitas and two
double pkg of pork tenderloin in the other fridge and took that out. I moved as much
stuff as I could from main fridge to that fridge and put the fresh meat in the main fridge.
So all that was left was the 22 lbs of belly (curing), one crisper of smoked cheese and a
10lb package of snack sticks. After 3 times being ask "What's This?" and passing along my
explanations of what was going on in the fridge, She Bought it! ;D
The Man Cave: (That thing was a disaster) ...
Son and I ran to town and got something to eat. I ran inside Wally World and bought 6
LARGE plastic Boxes and locking lids and came home and threw a bunch of assorted stuff
in the boxes and stacked them in a corner. Moved some stuff around and swept and mopped.
Back deck was half done so I just moved some more stuff around and told her I was waiting for
her approval to finish. ;D
So all is good in Mudville. It was good to have her Home and can't wait till she leaves again.
Gotta GO! She just screamed! She looked inside the other Fridge!
YIKES!
Quote from: classicrockgriller on December 22, 2010, 10:27:12 AM
Gotta GO! She just screamed! She looked inside the other Fridge!
YIKES!
:D ;D :D That's just too funny! ;D ;D
He's back but still in trouble! ;D
Quote from: classicrockgriller on December 22, 2010, 10:27:12 AM
Gotta GO! She just screamed! She looked inside the other Fridge!
YIKES!
Now that there is just FUNNY, I don't care who you are.
As they say down here, I think the plot is fixin' to thicken.
She FOUND the Trail Bologna!
"What is ALL this for?"
"uh uh uh uh" ....... (now this was real dumb) "Those are surprise gifts for
YOUR Family when they come over Christmas. And Baby and LOOK .......
I smoked some Cheese for THEM too! And Snack Sticks!"
(I am digging myself a Hole by this Time)
"All of THAT for MY Family?"
"Well .............. MOST of it. " ;D ;D
Hope her D&%$ family enjoys it. Geez!
Quote from: classicrockgriller on December 22, 2010, 11:32:47 AM
She FOUND the Trail Bologna!
"What is ALL this for?"
"uh uh uh uh" ....... (now this was real dumb) "Those are surprise gifts for
YOUR Family when they come over Christmas. And Baby and LOOK .......
I smoked some Cheese for THEM too! And Snack Sticks!"
(I am digging myself a Hole by this Time)
"All of THAT for MY Family?"
"Well .............. MOST of it. " ;D ;D
Hope her D&%$ family enjoys it. Geez!
Another case of smoked treats coming to the rescue. Of course if you hadn't spent the time smoking you could have done the other things you were supposed to and wouldn't need the treats to rescue you. But if you did the other things you wouldn't have had fun smoking. But if you had fun smoking then you would need the treats to bail you out. Hmmmm - this is getting complicated, kinda like that chicken and the egg thing. I think it is just best that I go open some adult beverages and contemplate this. "No, honey I can't come help you I am trying to solve one of life's profound mysteries --sip, sip,sip."
Quote from: classicrockgriller on December 22, 2010, 11:32:47 AM
She FOUND the Trail Bologna!
"What is ALL this for?"
"uh uh uh uh" ....... (now this was real dumb) "Those are surprise gifts for
YOUR Family when they come over Christmas. And Baby and LOOK .......
I smoked some Cheese for THEM too! And Snack Sticks!"
(I am digging myself a Hole by this Time)
"All of THAT for MY Family?"
"Well .............. MOST of it. " ;D ;D
Hope her D&%$ family enjoys it. Geez!
Well, you offered (admittedly under duress). I guess it was either that or more sacrafices to pizzas, eh?
At least she hasn't tossed you out (yet). ;)
So, was the grief worth the fun you had making it ?
I'm a thinking that maybe we all need to band together and form a Smokin Attorney Defense reciprocal fund. We can call it SAD. The fund could pay for relocation for fellow smoker that get in trouble with the wife or perhaps help pay for extra freezer space when we smoke to many pounds of meat to fit in our freezers. So many things that we could cover under the SAD umbrella.
Something to ponder. I think I am with Gus on this and need to go get a drink to think this through.
Personally, I think Sonny did an incredible job of thinking on his feet under extreme circumstances. Sonny, you said it was surprise gifts for Wifey's family, you just didn't say how much of it was surprise gifts. Give 'em a trail bologna, a pack of cheese and a pack of sticks. You'll still have a frig full plus it will give you a good excuse to replenish the gift stock.
More importantly, you won't have a big knot on your head and sleeping out in that big smoker you built! :D
Well... This is really funny... So far...
But, how did you explain the exotic dancers in the shower?
Can I be part of the family? ::) ;D
Quote from: pensrock on December 22, 2010, 03:33:16 PM
Can I be part of the family? ::) ;D
Only if you are dysfunctional.
Everyone is Weird at my House but Me. ;D
She ask if the Bacon was for Family (Her) too.
I put my Foot down and sheepishly said ...... "Some".
If she would have been gone just one more Day ......
Quote from: classicrockgriller on December 22, 2010, 04:25:33 PM
Everyone is Weird at my House but Me. ;D
Funny thing...here too! :D
When she has that Bacon She won't want to give it to her family. I be cutting them chubs in half and vac sealing them for family. I dont even give a two pound chub to my family!
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on December 22, 2010, 09:12:12 PM
When she has that Bacon She won't want to give it to her family. I be cutting them chubs in half and vac sealing them for family. I dont even give a two pound chub to my family!
She don't eat Bacon! She will give it away.
I'm thinking a "New" place might not be a bad Idea.
You just don't understand us girls! Sad really...but my hubby says you can live with us (if you bring the food)...other than that he doesn't seem interested!!! ;D
Quote from: La Quinta on December 22, 2010, 10:19:01 PM
You just don't understand us girls! Sad really...but my hubby says you can live with us (if you bring the food)...other than that he doesn't seem interested!!! ;D
;D ;D ;D
Well Merry Christmas to Him too! ;D
Quote from: classicrockgriller on December 22, 2010, 09:18:04 PM
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on December 22, 2010, 09:12:12 PM
When she has that Bacon She won't want to give it to her family. I be cutting them chubs in half and vac sealing them for family. I dont even give a two pound chub to my family!
She don't eat Bacon! She will give it away.
I'm thinking a "New" place might not be a bad Idea.
Time for the meat house (with locks). ;)
Someone told me that you were a nut...
But in a good way.
The LOOK I get when she sees me doesn't translate to "Merry Christmas" ....
but she has been waving at me telling me I'm #1.
Everything is as normal. ;D