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Miscellaneous Topics => General Discussions => Topic started by: mikecorn.1 on June 08, 2012, 02:53:45 PM

Title: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: mikecorn.1 on June 08, 2012, 02:53:45 PM
So I emailed thermapen and this is what  they sent me ;D ;). They advised to start on the black one as it's the fastest one. LIKE MINE ;D. Speed performance drops as you go clockwise. ;D

(http://img.tapatalk.com/c6e4d992-7315-55ca.jpg)

Please don't shoot the messenger. ;D


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Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: GusRobin on June 08, 2012, 03:02:20 PM
Quote from: mikecorn.1 on June 08, 2012, 02:53:45 PM
So I emailed thermapen and this is what  they sent me ;D ;). They advised to start on the black one as it's the fastest one. LIKE MINE ;D. Speed performance drops as you go clockwise. ;D

(http://img.tapatalk.com/c6e4d992-7315-55ca.jpg)

Please don't shoot the messenger. ;D


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obviously they sent you the chart that they send to all the owners of black.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: SiFumar on June 08, 2012, 03:03:27 PM
LOL  good one Gus! ;D
Title: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: mikecorn.1 on June 08, 2012, 03:35:08 PM
Quote from: GusRobin on June 08, 2012, 03:02:20 PM
Quote from: mikecorn.1 on June 08, 2012, 02:53:45 PM
So I emailed thermapen and this is what  they sent me ;D ;). They advised to start on the black one as it's the fastest one. LIKE MINE ;D. Speed performance drops as you go clockwise. ;D

(http://img.tapatalk.com/c6e4d992-7315-55ca.jpg)

Please don't shoot the messenger. ;D


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obviously they sent you the chart that they send to all the owners of black.
That's some funny $h/+. :)
But to reply to your comment, they never asked what color I was inquiring about. ;) ;D :o


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Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: muebe on June 08, 2012, 03:39:14 PM
Mike that is a fake chart. As Gus stated they gave it to you just to make their customer happy. They knew it was you buy your caller ID and looked up your purchase so they did not need to know your color.

Everyone knows that the official test was done by the N.T.S.A. National Thermometer Speed Assosiation.

Theirs is an unbiased test that contains several different results in a graph/chart presentation. Testing done on various cuts of meat in labratory conditions. Your chart is just a color wheel.

I don't want to post the charts due to legal reasons and the fact that there will be many disappointed forum members when they find out they are 1/100th of a second slower than the other colors.... And up to 1 second slower than British Racing Green ;)
Title: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: mikecorn.1 on June 08, 2012, 03:45:26 PM
Dam!' but it looks so official and legit ;D
I guess they have that high tech system like Dominos Pizza where when you call in, they know your address by the number on their fancy caller id system :o


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Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: GusRobin on June 08, 2012, 04:00:24 PM
Quote from: mikecorn.1 on June 08, 2012, 03:35:08 PM
Quote from: GusRobin on June 08, 2012, 03:02:20 PM
Quote from: mikecorn.1 on June 08, 2012, 02:53:45 PM
So I emailed thermapen and this is what  they sent me ;D ;). They advised to start on the black one as it's the fastest one. LIKE MINE ;D. Speed performance drops as you go clockwise. ;D

(http://img.tapatalk.com/c6e4d992-7315-55ca.jpg)

Please don't shoot the messenger. ;D


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obviously they sent you the chart that they send to all the owners of black.
That's some funny $h/+. :)
But to reply to your comment, they never asked what color I was inquiring about. ;) ;D :o


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Every thermapen (except orange)has a receiver and transmitter in it so they know all about you. That is why all the other colors are slower than orange.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: muebe on June 08, 2012, 05:20:47 PM
Gus if you are wearing a foil hat that information transmission is blocked. Obviously Mike forgot to wear his foil hat ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: Smokin Soon on June 08, 2012, 07:02:55 PM
Just think of most of the exotic sport cars out there......Red=Fast
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: muebe on June 08, 2012, 07:16:21 PM
Quote from: Smokin Soon on June 08, 2012, 07:02:55 PM
Just think of most of the exotic sport cars out there......Red=Fast

:o

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5_5emGO--GY/TZKek-of1ZI/AAAAAAAAJMw/j6tK_R0LQmE/s1600/yugo.jpg)
Title: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: SamuelG on June 08, 2012, 07:31:19 PM
Ouch!!! :)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: Smokin Soon on June 08, 2012, 08:19:05 PM
Muebe, I said exotic, dat's not fair!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: muebe on June 08, 2012, 08:48:49 PM
Quote from: Smokin Soon on June 08, 2012, 08:19:05 PM
Muebe, I said exotic, dat's not fair!!!!!!! ;D

Are you kidding me! It is RED and it has a fantastic air intake on the hood. Nothing is more exotic than that 8)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: KyNola on June 08, 2012, 08:57:14 PM
Remind me to NEVER post a sale opportunity from Thermoworks again. :o
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: GusRobin on June 08, 2012, 08:59:54 PM
Quote from: KyNola on June 08, 2012, 08:57:14 PM
Remind me to NEVER post a sale opportunity from Thermoworks again. :o
Unless it is for the orange one
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: iceman on June 09, 2012, 06:40:24 AM
Watch out for the owners of the PINK ones. They can go from 0 to HOT!!! in .0001 seconds.  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: Quarlow on June 09, 2012, 07:51:17 AM
Wow, trash talking about the color of a thermapen. You guys really need direct your spare time in a new direction. I think you all need to smoke more. Wait a minute, maybe you are smoking something and it didn't come out of a Bradley. More like a baggie. LOL. And you all need to remember one thing, there is nothing cooler than ice which is blue and you all know how fast you can slip on ice. LOL  :P
Title: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: mikecorn.1 on June 09, 2012, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: Quarlow on June 09, 2012, 07:51:17 AM
Wow, trash talking about the color of a thermapen. You guys really need direct your spare time in a new direction. I think you all need to smoke more. Wait a minute, maybe you are smoking something and it didn't come out of a Bradley. More like a baggie. LOL. And you all need to remember one thing, there is nothing cooler than ice which is blue and you all know how fast you can slip on ice. LOL  :P
LOL!! Ya snuck that one in real sneaky like ;D


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Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: Quarlow on June 09, 2012, 09:07:16 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: iceman on June 09, 2012, 09:29:53 AM
Good one   Q   ;D  ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: viper125 on June 11, 2012, 11:36:30 AM
You guys either have nothing to smoke or too much free time which more to smoke would cure. I put two truck loads of manure on my garden and it couldn't even come close to this thread! Now get out there and smoke and dont forget the pics!!!!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: TomW on June 11, 2012, 12:25:48 PM
Please tell me the chart goes counter-clockwise......!

Tom <grin>
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: squirtthecat on June 11, 2012, 12:27:08 PM
Quote from: TomW on June 11, 2012, 12:25:48 PM
Please tell me the chart goes counter-clockwise......!

Tom <grin>

Of course it does!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: SouthernSmoked on June 11, 2012, 05:28:12 PM
I found the chart that muebe was talking about..... Here's proof!!

Yellow is the fastest.

(http://i1037.photobucket.com/albums/a451/SOUTHERNSMOKEDBBQ/THERMAPENSPEEDCHART.jpg)

Black didn't do to well............Hmmmmm maybe that is why they added some red and YELLOW to the Limited Edition Flame Thermapen.

Just thinking out loud!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: ghost9mm on June 11, 2012, 05:58:04 PM
Looks to me like photoshop wins or paint if you don't have photoshop... ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: mikecorn.1 on June 11, 2012, 06:04:22 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: muebe on June 11, 2012, 09:27:15 PM
I can tell you for a fact that both the yellow and grey thermapen were using illegal steroids before the race. And grey and yellow used their probes to trip up the green team.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: SouthernSmoked on June 12, 2012, 05:16:58 AM
further evidence that yellow is faster .....
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d03628fb-3334-65ec.jpg)

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Title: Re: OFFICIAL THERMAPEN SPEED CHART
Post by: muebe on June 12, 2012, 05:19:44 AM
Quote from: SouthernSmoked on June 12, 2012, 05:16:58 AM
further evidence that yellow is faster .....
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d03628fb-3334-65ec.jpg)

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Cheater!!! :P