Caney's Cooking Law - What are yours

[La Quinta]

I have to agree on the point with sausage or cures...but...I assume alot of peeps on this site are not "making their own sausage" they may just want to smoke a chicken...a veggie...ribs...whatever....so I just shot across the bow... :)

[heart99]

This oughtta be fun!

Everybody has what hard and fast rules for eating, cooking, grilling, barbecuing.  Here are mine (or at least the ones I can think of right now).  What are your's???

Caney's Cooking Laws
Ultimate Supreme- Thank God for the provision!
1 - Jalapenos and Hot Sauce go with EVERYTHING!
2 - One can never use too much spice (well almost never).
3 - One can never use too much garlic - NEVER!
4 - Salt and Pepper your meat well before grilling or smoking.
5 - Pork fat rules (I stole that one - but important nonetheless!)
6 - Sausage and/or bacon should be an ingredient in more recipes (related to 5, but as I said "important").
7 - Use the Cook's share wisely!
8 - EVOO - need I say more?
9 - If it's well done throw it out to the possums
10 - Five second rule is always in effect, except in the bathroom!
11 - Chicken should be either Southern fried or smoked
12 - Mop, Mop, Mop (and not the floor - duh)
13 - Don't just go with the flow - TWEAK
14 - Just because you can, doesn't mean you should!
15 - Share it like it's somebody else's
16 - Catfish - it's what's for breakfast!
17 - If you aren't sure you like it add more spice and cheese!
18 - Salt may be the spice of life, but black pepper is the "soul"
19 - Is it wrong to lust after ice cream?
20 - Boiled meat = NoNoNoNo!!!
21 - Grits is good
22 - Cold pizza for breakfast will put hair on your chest
23 - The doctor told me to eat more veggies, I did - carrot cake, zucchini bread, 'rhubarb pie, and pumpkin pie.  He didn't give me a
       chance to tell him that I found out that chocolate is a vegetable!
24 - One cannot go through life without enjoying Pesto
25 - Beans and chili go together like uuuhhhh - just shoot me!

Now, also cooking have a law. That greats! How about eating? IS it "Don't speak when your mouth is full"?



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[Caneyscud]

Good point there - there is enough laws aren't there?  But we smokers have to feel important somehow! ;D ;D 

[Roadking]

Good point there - there is enough laws aren't there?  But we smokers have to feel important somehow! ;D ;D 

Laws and rules are made for contests.
If you like the way it comes out then who cares how you got there, do it.

[Gizmo]

And a big welcome heart99.
LQ, we have another SOCAL smoker.  :)

[La Quinta]

Did I miss a post? Where is heart99?

[Gizmo]

California Orange County

[La Quinta]

WOW...that's my old stompin grounds!!!  ;D

[DaBeef2112]

I only cook premium steaks to Medium Rare (or Medium if you ask nicely). If you want your steak well done, your getting a cheap sirloin!