Tequila Christmas Cake

[3rensho]

Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake
recipe so here goes:

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Directions:
Sample the tequila to check quality
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit
Pick the fruit up off the floor
Mix on the turner
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
Add one table, Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find
Greash the oven
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat

Cherry Christmas!

HO HO HOOOOOoooooo

[TestRocket]

You can make that same cake with whiskey too!  :D  ;D

[schneep]

I tried it with Bourbon, but I think I made a mistake, so I had to start over with another bottle!!

[classicrockgriller]

I dpit my srink erl ober my pooter scream! ;D

[KevinG]

I dpit my srink erl ober my pooter scream! ;D

What's really scary is I understood this.  ??? ;D

[BuyLowSellHigh]

I like it.

Now, every time I take out a bottle of Tequila, the cat bolts for deep cover in the garage.

[camoghost]

Id try it but the dog would eat the cat and the dogs to heavy to clean the counter with.