I guess the hog hunt was not meant to be(long)

Started by ronbeaux, July 06, 2011, 04:51:35 PM

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ronbeaux

A few firsts for me. I have never driven a tractor, well not with a jam up stereo and an air conditioner that that will freeze meat ;D


The second dream didn't happen. This baby wouldn't start. I wanted to use it to grab Breaux by the neck so I wouldn't have to hear "I'm the Great White Hunter" one more time. >:(



The pigs wouldn't come out. I could hear them all around us squealing, at least I thought it was squealing, turns out they were all choking to death on cigarette smoke. EVERY 5 MINUTES Breaux would have to climb all over everyone in the box and burn one on the porch. At one point I told him to just take off his socks and throw them over by the corn.... ::) ;D

Here is day one box video:


I did bust a crow though before it got dark. Bad idea!!! Every crow in a 10 mile radius came to voice their opinion. At one point I thought Tarzan might show up but on second thought he don't smoke so would probably pass on the idea. ;D


Oh, and in between smokes there was this loud snapping noise followed by a fizz. :-\

Day two was no better. Breaux poured 3.5 gallons of buck in rut lure on every tree within a 1 mile radius. I was choking on the fumes!!! It smelled like a big buck frat party in the box and I was begging him to smoke another to mask the smell :o

In the box, day two with College boy who is now traumatized for life.


Here is the ride to the stand. No wildlife was harmed. I could not post the one when Breaux was driving because of the bad language and multiple death threats and questions of family heritage due to his driving skills ;D


We had a great time. We ate good, laughed a lot, and got to hang out at a really nice place.
The fight isn't over until the winner says it is.

Tenpoint5

Looks and sounds like you boys had a good time though Ron. Too bad no hogs. Sounds like you should have gone Crow hunting then the pigs would have showed up!!
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ronbeaux

I will be in a separate box next time Chris. >:(
The fight isn't over until the winner says it is.

hal4uk

You should try hog hunting at Snake River Farms  ;)

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